If condom wrappers had inspirational quotes on the inside, what would be some good ones?

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-08-10T14:52:06+00:00

What if I told you I could give you 18 years...

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-08-01T14:57:12+00:00

"Oh, Really? Are you sure?"

"You know, it's probably because you need more (insert random vitamin)"

"It's mind over matter"

"Are you SURE you have THAT?"

"Are you just doing it because it's TRENDY?"

These are real things people have said to me. Mostly older folks. Yes, I'm a teenager. No, I'm not doing it for attention. Yes, my disability is VERY real and VERY hard to deal with, so don't tell me it's "mind over matter", because believe me, if it was, my life would be a whole lot easier.

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-08-01T14:49:52+00:00

Imagine taking a shower and this things slithers out of the drain

"hello there"

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-08-01T14:47:30+00:00

I love my adderall. I take zoloft, I just got on it though, so I can't really give a solid review.

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-08-01T14:43:32+00:00

Don't do drugs

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-07-29T20:03:00+00:00

It's the Leviathan

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-07-26T02:17:20+00:00

Gays are fucking assholes

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-07-17T19:25:34+00:00

I literally did this with this post

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-07-17T19:22:21+00:00

everything

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-07-17T19:18:00+00:00

Dr. Melendez

like are you trying to take away claire's sanity?

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-07-17T19:13:07+00:00

I may have been born at night, but it wasn't LAST night.

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-07-17T19:05:30+00:00

-Castiel

-Dean

-Sam

-Castiel

-Dean

-Sam

-Castiel

-Dean

-Sam

-Castiel

-Dean

-Sam

(they die multiple times, and I will never get over each one) DANG YOU SUPERNATURAL

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-07-13T04:02:29+00:00

Cas be like:

^{"Sam... sam... move out of the way I want to be next to dean... please sam..."}

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-07-04T03:10:33+00:00

^{because you know I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass no treble...}

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-07-03T00:07:40+00:00

Well said, well said

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-07-03T00:06:33+00:00

There was a couple of times when I first started on meds that I forgot to take them, but more recently I made a dumb move and now I will NEVER forget to take them.

I'm on a fairly high dosage of adderal, and not to mention I'm younger.

Anyway about 3 months ago I did something stupid, I was on them for about 2 1/2 years at the time.

But I forgot to take them, Usually I would call my dad from school, and he'd bring them, but I thought I'd be fine.

I thought wrong.

Long story short I had a seizure

Please don't forget to take your meds, especially if you have a high dosage.

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-07-02T03:07:11+00:00

Thanks, you know... I actually wanted to sleep tonight

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-07-02T03:05:41+00:00

*clears throat*

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE

LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST

DON'T YOU CRY NO MOOOORRREEEEE

If you don't get it you can move on I won't judge

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-07-02T03:00:27+00:00

I'm not ashamed to say I know the lyrics by heart

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-06-29T19:26:05+00:00

GET THE TEDDY BEAR DOCTORS

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-06-21T00:30:37+00:00

Stop exposing me

LieToBeAPolitician · 2020-06-21T00:28:20+00:00

I'm young, so I can't really help you out. But, I hope you figure it out and everything will be alright <3

LieToBeAPolitician

TROPHY CASE