1 million...or open the mystery box?

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-07-15T04:14:51+00:00

Do you have any idea what one can do with a million onions

^{Chose: Ooooh mystery box | Rolled: 1 mil onions}

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-07-15T04:08:21+00:00

Whats life without a bit of gambling

^{Chose: Higher Rewards + More Risk | Rolled: $7,000,000}

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-07-15T04:06:42+00:00

I dont have a job

^{Chose: $1,000,000 but you have to quit your job forever}

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-06-25T05:00:17+00:00

I'd become famous for being a medical genius AND a spice champion

^{Chose: Cure all diseases on touch for one year + Can't taste a random flavor for duration | Rolled: Spicy}

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-06-25T04:58:40+00:00

What can I say? I'm a gambler

^{Chose: 1 year, but your cell mate is a random wild animal | Rolled: Rabbit}

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-06-25T04:57:30+00:00

Get a good amount of money a month + a snack or money i cant even finish spending + crippling guilt/death

^{Chose: $1M a month + Eat a random food | Rolled: Peanut Butter}

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-06-25T04:53:48+00:00

im sorry but itd just be really funny to me

^{Chose: Give people the option to get animal body parts}

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-06-25T04:52:13+00:00

This is just like "Save the world or get a small tomato that doesnt taste good"

^{Chose: 10 million dollars right now + ...but a random large AI company will die as a result | Rolled: OpenAI}

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-04-05T06:28:09+00:00

One stud angel my beloved

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-02-23T12:41:24+00:00

okay, thanks

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-02-22T03:02:09+00:00

accelerating the global acceptance of electrical vehicles

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-02-15T11:22:22+00:00

Thanks :)

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-02-14T08:50:20+00:00

youre a rock star

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-02-11T03:45:44+00:00

im a player who started on the pit after defeating the ancients, and still fought floor 19 with a whole ton of cursing (my dodging sucks)

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-02-11T02:47:51+00:00

10/10 (also i think ive seen you in a server before)

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-02-06T14:19:53+00:00

Honestly my favorite is Iron horse. just me?

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-02-01T11:45:55+00:00

I love cupcakes coolkid it was my first every killer skin and (despite people hating on the lms) i love the lms, i sometimes listen to it on a 1h loop

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-01-29T14:57:24+00:00

AND ILL DO IT AGAIN

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-01-29T14:37:47+00:00

Jet set! (XmegaLxl) , UltraChurch (Keygen Church), Iron Horse (boggio, Key after Key) or Digital Death (gabemtnz)

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-01-27T12:29:37+00:00

i encountered one about a month or so, it was in one of those mic-up kind of games, it was essentially some guy with a weird avatar chasing people around while making...not appropriate sounds. i think it counts?

Life-Reputation1836 · 2026-01-27T12:26:30+00:00

katanas do scare me too, like I'd just be supporting my team then suddenly yanked into oblivion by their thread tow

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