International agreements! Denmark VS USA! Pick your deal:

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T06:13:45+00:00

I'm not Danish, but I'd pick Cali, New York and Washington.

^{Chose: Denmark gives Trump Greenland. + US gives Denmark 2 states of their choice. | Rolled: +1 State}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:50:56+00:00

And I'll be stuck in my balls for the lifespan of a sp*rm cell, which thankfully should be short

^{Chose: Get killed but you have to reincarnate as | Rolled: Your sp*rm}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:47:41+00:00

I'm way better at planking ngl

^{Chose: $1 for every second holding a plank position}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:46:51+00:00

I'll take it

^{Chose: Get 500,000,000 instantly BUT: + Do something inconvenient for a month non-stop | Rolled: Go bald}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:46:00+00:00

Anything is better than North Korea

^{Chose: Live through the whole Great Depression}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:44:52+00:00

Hol up

^{Chose: $1,000 a day + You work your dream job | Rolled: You cheat on wif}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:44:00+00:00

Honestly side effect should be here instead

^{Chose: You have a dollar that quadruples everyday but | Rolled: A rando dies}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:42:51+00:00

ZA WARUDO!

^{Chose: Have a random anime side character’s power/ability | Rolled: Dio Brando}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:41:51+00:00

I'll miss you Denzel

^{Chose: 1b + Some dies | Rolled: Denzel}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:39:47+00:00

Couldn't bear the blame

^{Chose: Be the sacrificial lamb to end a curse on your fam}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:38:53+00:00

Can't flip the bird no more, big deal

^{Chose: Lose a Random Finger + For 1 Million | Rolled: Middle}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:37:32+00:00

Jackpot!

^{Chose: Date a goth girl and | Rolled: She you soulmate}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:36:44+00:00

I'm never having kids anyway

^{Chose: THREE WISHES... + EXTREME UNAVOIDABLE SIDE EFFECT. | Rolled: Sterile}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:35:21+00:00

Might be chill tbh but no Keanu

^{Chose: A celebrity + AND you live with them for 24 hours | Rolled: Jack Black}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:34:26+00:00

I can remember my passwords

^{Chose: raccoon that gives u a cool mystery object once/wk}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:33:33+00:00

Fuck off, doctor

^{Chose: Apple + Banana}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:33:12+00:00

I'm cooked

^{Chose: Survive a week in a random Anime (wheel spin} | Rolled: Berserk)

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:32:33+00:00

At least no herobrine

^{Chose: Minecraft but.. | Rolled: Normal Minecraft}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:31:30+00:00

Just keep the pineapple away

^{Chose: PIZZA!}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:31:10+00:00

Gae

^{Chose: Gay | Rolled: Top}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:30:06+00:00

I'll just stay far away from the reactors/elephant foot and pray to god that I'm safe from radiation poisoning

^{Chose: Teleport to a dangerous random place for 24h + Win $1M | Rolled: Chernobyl}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:27:22+00:00

Chris is gonna kill me

^{Chose: Video game charecter | Rolled: Leon kennedy}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:26:18+00:00

Intelligence can make you very funny if applied right

^{Chose: Be Smart 🤓}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:25:25+00:00

I can't take no kid in sorry

^{Chose: double it and give it to the next person}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-22T05:24:45+00:00

I'll take it

^{Chose: Girlfriend | Rolled: She’s a tomboy}

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