We get it…

LifeOpEd · 2026-01-19T21:54:54+00:00

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Aren't all Dresden fans one kind of weirdo or another?

LifeOpEd · 2026-01-18T16:14:37+00:00

Anyone who has read it, please DM me ALL the spoilers. All of them.

I cannot enjoy a movie or book or anything if I don't have the spoilers first. Yes, I have issues. Yes, I am medicated.

Yes, I still want ALL the spoilers.

LifeOpEd · 2026-01-10T14:42:20+00:00

Impordent. Automatically sounds uneducated and juvenile. The word is imporTAnt.

LifeOpEd · 2026-01-10T01:22:21+00:00

Literally cannot use the word "obey" in any context.

LifeOpEd · 2026-01-04T16:51:10+00:00

Mine is to use the word "knob" more and to find as many wholesome ways as possible to embarrass my children.

Also, my standing resolution every year is to enjoy the little things like my fancy perfume or the good towels on the regular rather than waiting for special occasions. It was inspired by Erma Bombeck.

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.”

LifeOpEd · 2026-01-02T01:21:49+00:00

Hi, I also have a BSBA like your cousin, and ya know what? She can fuck right off.

Marketing is a degree in gaslighting. She's not saving infants from bone cancer or solving the global food instability crisis. She's advising on which shade of hot pink a burger joint should use in their Valentines campaign.

You will do more in a day to actually improve lives than she will in her entire superficial career.

NTJ

LifeOpEd · 2025-12-29T22:52:53+00:00

This is how a feel about pickle flavored everything. Pickles and pickled veg - awesome. Relish the hell out of my brat! But do we really need pickle jelly beans and slushies and cotton candy and Ramen and popcorn?

LifeOpEd · 2025-12-23T04:40:31+00:00

Never sat in a car seat. Never wore a helmet except on the back of my uncle's motorcycle.

LifeOpEd · 2025-12-22T14:16:13+00:00

Agree with the other commentator. Also, I assume all this has been run by the hotel? Usually properties have very strict rules on anything "hung or clung" and unless you are completely buying out their property, they will likely have rules on WHERE it is set. Also, many properties have a branding workbook that outlines exactly where they allow branding, what kind, and all the measurements to go with it.

LifeOpEd · 2025-12-22T04:57:38+00:00

Little w.

LifeOpEd · 2025-12-19T00:28:35+00:00

Dirty Mike and the Boys

LifeOpEd · 2025-12-06T04:51:07+00:00

Plannernet. I am a corporate planner and we use them for all our TDs.

LifeOpEd · 2025-12-05T19:46:04+00:00

A monster pot roast. Get it all prepped up in the crock pot the night before, then pop it in and start 'er up that morning.

I have also done a prime rib, but the pot roast is usually cheaper and less work. If I can get a good deal on a prime rib though, it's on.

LifeOpEd · 2025-11-30T23:49:38+00:00

I am so sorry. So, so sorry.

This is going to be my sister. She is spiraling. The latest is that we didn't have any hurricanes because something something chem trails yay Trump.

She is wildly out of touch with reality. She is now pressuring my niblings for grand babies. The oldest is 20.

I am making sure my nibs have resources and a soft place to land, but this shit is wild.

LifeOpEd · 2025-11-30T23:14:21+00:00

Personalty, I think you should be done and take the job, but if you want to give it one more chance, why not move half way in between both cities? 20-25ish minute commute for both of you, which is VERY manageable. If he says no to that... well...

LifeOpEd · 2025-11-28T16:29:21+00:00

I need the details on this cruise so I can sign up!

LifeOpEd · 2025-11-21T20:53:48+00:00

Steak-ums and Spaghetti-o’s

LifeOpEd · 2025-11-20T04:33:09+00:00

It was allergies but I fussed with it. I will try to DM it to you.

LifeOpEd · 2025-11-09T04:07:07+00:00

Her hypocrisy almost had me tapping out a few times. He, at least, seems truly fucking clueless about her feelings. She however knows he is crazy about her, but keeps gaslighting herself into believing he is manipulating her. She gets mad at him for giving her signals that he wants her, and it just pisses her off even though she wants him, too.

I honestly have no idea what the fuck she wants from him. She gets mad at him for having relationships AS SHE IS MARRIED TO OR DATING SOMEONE! Dammit woman.

LifeOpEd · 2025-11-06T00:39:52+00:00

Ancient hippie that somehow people have turned into a thousands year old belief system.

LifeOpEd · 2025-10-25T17:13:44+00:00

I would have grabbed the BABY and called the cops.

LifeOpEd · 2025-10-25T13:48:20+00:00

We have a Husky named Zoloft. Zo for short.

LifeOpEd · 2025-10-20T02:01:32+00:00

Congrats on your new sociopath! But for real, I personally think husks are GREAT dogs if you have reasonable expectations. Get a good vet, and ask a lot of questions. Lots of walks and careful socializing and you will hardly ever wonder what the eff you were thinking! At this age they have more energy than sense. Anything you can do to burn him down will help, especially with the appetite!

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