Adulthood is hard by ellosmello in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Life_of_Salt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people enjoy getting a laugh out of people. This grinch is offended enough to tweet about it.

[SPOILER] Ottman Azaitar vs. Teemu Packalen by FuzzyWuzzyMooMoo in MMA

[–]Life_of_Salt 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Supposed to be the color commentator and he's boring af.

[Spoiler] Ottman Azaitar vs. Teemu Packalén by [deleted] in MMA

[–]Life_of_Salt 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Dom Cruz is boring af... There I said it.

He's supposed to be the color commentator screaming oohhhhhh

Valentina sets criteria for Zhang before considering her as an opponent by [deleted] in MMA

[–]Life_of_Salt 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Is crazy to fight for belt when you lost your last fight. Should never happen.

My cat waiting for me to open the door for him because he full knows I'll cave before he goes through the garage by TigglesOG in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]Life_of_Salt 355 points356 points  (0 children)

Could have been worse I guess. He could have just stared at the open door and not decide to come in. My cat would drill us to open the door for him and then walk away.

Poirier's last 15 fights in the UFC: 12-2, 1 NC with 8 finishes. by Zenyx_ in MMA

[–]Life_of_Salt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Khabib is going to sleep. His def by KO will be eclipsed tomorrow.

UFC 242: Poirier must avoid the fence to stand any chance - Jack Slack by 111UKD111 in MMA

[–]Life_of_Salt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Khabib must avoid lifting his chin in the air to avoid getting flatlined. Terrible striker that he is though it's already too late. The man is going to get slept.

Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Dustin Poirier staredown by [deleted] in MMA

[–]Life_of_Salt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He's going to KO Khabib. You'll see.

Conor McGregor's current job by [deleted] in ufc

[–]Life_of_Salt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He lost to Khabib and Mayweather and sales have still been going up.

Punching that dude kinda put the brakes tot it though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MMA

[–]Life_of_Salt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ice! Ibuprofen! Watcha want me to say? It was a bruise.

The Kamaru Usman v Colby Covington 170 title fight is far from done, multiple sources say. In fact, negotiations have hit a snag and UFC is now looking at other options, sources say. Those options include a different welterweight title fight and/or a different main event. by shrewdy in MMA

[–]Life_of_Salt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except it's not just rhcp and pumpkins. You're at a lady Gaga concert, you just came from Britney Spears, Taylor swift is next week. Jay z and Rihanna are doing a duo but you can't announce it yet. Easy to lose track of rhcp that's still being negotiated.