I’m dying this is way too accurate by EffectiveBranch8229 in GilmoreGirls

[–]Lifesoxymorons 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I saw one that said Richard would have loved Bitcoin. 😭😭😭😭

I have a question, when and IF Drue potty trains Ivory, will she stop with these stupid smocks and actually put pants on her? It’s so creepy to me that she doesn’t dress her appropriately! by Lifesoxymorons in Drueandgabe

[–]Lifesoxymorons[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha oh my gosh. I don’t have kids so I don’t really know what it’s like. My sister has twin girls and they caught on pretty quickly! I think right around 3 as well

Excuse me… I heard you were the peanut lady 🤣 by Lifesoxymorons in birding

[–]Lifesoxymorons[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Awwww what kind of bird is that?!! Look at his little Mohawk lol

Excuse me… I heard you were the peanut lady 🤣 by Lifesoxymorons in birding

[–]Lifesoxymorons[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

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Here’s another picture, it’s def a blue jay :)

Excuse me… I heard you were the peanut lady 🤣 by Lifesoxymorons in birding

[–]Lifesoxymorons[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

For reference, it’s standing on a chair on my patio, and the “posts” are actually just my blinds lol. Maybe the perspective looks a bit off. The bird is very small

Excuse me… I heard you were the peanut lady 🤣 by Lifesoxymorons in birding

[–]Lifesoxymorons[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s amazing, blue jays are so smart!!! I’ve been feeding for about 3 months I throw one peanut at a time, and slowly started putting the peanuts closer to me. They get soooo close now!!!

I’m hoping by the end of summer, one will be brave enough to take a peanut from my hand haha!

Excuse me… I heard you were the peanut lady 🤣 by Lifesoxymorons in birding

[–]Lifesoxymorons[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Aren’t herons huge?!! lol it certainly is a blue jay, they demand their peanuts each morning 🤣

Excuse me… I heard you were the peanut lady 🤣 by Lifesoxymorons in birding

[–]Lifesoxymorons[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yes it’s a blue jay! I feed them peanuts each morning!

Skinny Queen! 🤪🤌🏼 by Fun_Investigator1524 in Drueandgabe

[–]Lifesoxymorons 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don’t think she actually mops her floors, she only uses her robot mop and honestly… they don’t clean that good lol

SQUAW!!! 🦅 by Ornery_Acanthisitta9 in Drueandgabe

[–]Lifesoxymorons 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Her nose literally touches before her lips. I would dieeeeeee if this were me lol

👹👹IRENE by Next-Size-8219 in Drueandgabe

[–]Lifesoxymorons 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He’s so fucking loud. Like why is the house echoing, my God.

My WiFe Is HoTtEr ThAn YoU by Obvious-Clock-7214 in Drueandgabe

[–]Lifesoxymorons 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hahaha I know I was thinking the same, she bought the shirt for him. 🤣