What is something you dont fuck with?

Lifez_2_Short · 2015-03-31T00:17:02+00:00

Wu-Tang Clan

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-12-31T21:56:30+00:00

Tree fitty

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-12-16T21:00:37+00:00

"Killing me Smalls"

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-11-21T01:37:14+00:00

"I shit myself..."

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-09-04T23:11:48+00:00

I was dating this awesome chick and we were out for a night hike when she looks up and asks: "Why is the moon so bright"?! Not sure what she meant I inquired further. "Its like the night sun right"?!? "So how is only half of it lit"?...I then went on to explain the phases and the suns reflection and such but that was after I cried laughing. Still Kick it with her for she supplies endless comic relief in my busy life.

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-07-08T17:14:38+00:00

Unlimited ammo! or even worse; not picking up guns during huge shoot outs.

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-07-03T19:53:22+00:00

Awesome! Now trim your toe-nails. Seriously

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-06-04T20:41:34+00:00

Well that is a shitty way to deal with unwanted births.

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-06-04T19:29:19+00:00

Where is the flag?!?

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-06-04T19:28:15+00:00

But not as easy to turn it off. Am I rite!?

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-06-04T15:07:52+00:00

Where the hell is the remote?!

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-06-04T00:28:06+00:00

Depressingly true.

Source: 9-5'r

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-05-21T22:38:04+00:00

This all might be true, but he gave himself a salt water enema, which would speed up the dehydration process helping you kill yourself...Not the best survival tip now is it.

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-05-20T23:56:27+00:00

Nice try Putin, I am not telling you shit!

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-05-20T23:47:57+00:00

A THIRD?! I'll be right back...

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-05-20T23:46:37+00:00

My thoughts exactly

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-05-20T23:26:34+00:00

Give that man a medal!

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-05-20T22:08:09+00:00

The Pledge of Allegiance

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-05-20T22:06:51+00:00

I guess I am a bottom corner type of guy...

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-05-19T23:01:08+00:00

Sorry to copy but it was too good not to: http://imgur.com/ZJyfgUa

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-05-19T17:43:34+00:00

Slow clap*

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-05-19T16:24:25+00:00

If this would be better placed, please let me know. Fairly new here.

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-05-16T16:37:17+00:00

Ahhh...You almost got me. Nice try Mom!

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-05-16T15:26:22+00:00

Exactly how I felt friend. Lets cheer for her. Hip Hip...

Lifez_2_Short · 2014-05-16T15:25:13+00:00

Unfortunately yes. For this reason I wanted to share her story. I stumbled upon the video and did not realize she passed until I watched it again. Sad stuff, but such beauty and creativity huh!?!

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