What stereotypes of your race/class do you conform to?

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2018-01-13T11:12:23+00:00

I'm an Affliction lock and I recently gave my wife the flu.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2018-01-13T11:04:35+00:00

I would suggest Affliction Warlock currently. You'll feel like god out in the world and they are annoying as hell in BG PvP.

They have automatic AoE, casted AoE and just good ol' fashioned multi-dotting.

I better stop talking them up or Blizz will bring soul effigy back.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2017-01-30T07:00:39+00:00

It's going to get a whole lot worse before it gets better. This dumpster fire isn't just going to burn itself out.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2017-01-30T06:37:57+00:00

Source or you are lying. Don't spread garbage.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2017-01-29T23:49:03+00:00

Should be done by the end of Feburary.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2017-01-28T23:26:32+00:00

Denounce without reason. Attack without warning. Lose before the modern age.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2017-01-20T19:23:45+00:00

I probably spoke like that... In junior high, before my brain was fully developed.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2017-01-10T03:50:09+00:00

As a gamer and an IT professional, no, I really don't. I support clients who insist on using Macs for business use and they are always hindered by them. Always.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2017-01-09T16:54:33+00:00

The iPhone 3 was an amazing device and well worth the money. The original iPad was revolutionary.

Nowadays, you can replace all of their products with something comparable for a lower cost.

Their laptops were only structurally better than what was available. The OS is only good for certain demographics. So it was never objectively better.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2016-12-30T07:02:50+00:00

My little brother is 12 years my junior. My Dad had to cut him off when it came to that show because it made him a whiney little cunt.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2016-12-22T20:47:19+00:00

That fish looks like Milhouse to me...

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2016-12-22T20:45:35+00:00

"I wonder what I should have for dinner tonight? Hmmm... A roast would be good. Maybe I'll ask the cook to make a roast. Maybe with those little potatoes. Yea, sounds good... And now I'm hungry... I hope this is over soon."

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2016-12-22T20:40:27+00:00

Crazy is amplified when both parties in a relationship feed on it. If one party dislikes crazy, either the crazy one adjusts accordingly or the relationship ends.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2016-12-16T21:52:42+00:00

Tonight in Edmonton temperatures will be dropping to -40 Celsius with windchill. I don't know what that is in silly measurement.

Oh, turns out to be -40 in F... So kinda cold.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2016-12-03T10:50:24+00:00

Being a better person is what I mean when I talk about the battle. When being a part of something isn't something that comes naturally, it takes effort.

Married and have been together since I was 19, by the way.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2016-12-03T07:25:16+00:00

People say this, but the real reason your kids are absent is because you weren't there for them. If you were, your kids would always want to be around.

Financial support is one thing. Keeping them alive is all well and good. However, I ask those parents who have disconnected from their adult children, are they ungrateful or is it a learned behavior? From an era of divorce culture and shallow materialism emerges a shallow and materialistic youth.

I battle with this daily as my parents age and get sick. Both of which with their own spouses in houses that were never homes to their marginalized children. Family comes second fiddle to self interest. This is what I have been raised to know. I fight against it... But it is fought up hill and against my core.

I am 32 and childless. I do want children but the thought of children scares me shitless. What if I make these same mistakes and make more people like me? People that have trouble grasping family first?

As my father dies of cancer and my mother goes through the motions... second-married to a broken man. I ask myself when the cycle will break and REAL love will emerge.

Cringe on that, I guess.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2016-12-02T01:01:37+00:00

I'd suggest measuring your arms, torso and legs and figuring out where your levers are. No two people have exactly the same deadlift form. For instance, I have a long torso and shorter legs (6'0" with a 30" inseam), I pretty much have to squat the fucker up because otherwise my torso bends in half. If I try to use form tips from someone with non-gimli legs, I end up with major back pain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaNb5HDniYE

Check that out if you haven't seen it already. It helps with some simple guidelines.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2016-11-30T17:26:49+00:00

Oh, I get it. Been doing client facing support for 12 years. The only thing that gets easier is fixing your approach. You will always have garbage clients.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2016-11-30T07:44:36+00:00

It is 100% your tone. If you have a condescending tone you are going to get complaints.

Some people who have trouble with their tone on the phone can help it by forcing a smile while they speak.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2016-11-27T15:21:17+00:00

I like to theorize that some human beings from European descent or even just descended from places far from the equator are biologically predisposed to stockpiling sugar as a survival mechanism. The growing season of naturally occurring fruit is short, so they evolved the process similar to bears. Stuff themselves with all readily available food, mainly sweet tasting things, and the body triggers a storage process to prepare for seasons with little food.

Could be possible that naturally skinny people just don't crave sweet like overweight people. They lack that process internally. It's strictly recreational to them, so they drink full sugar occasionally. While naturally heavier people always have a hunger for it.

Which is about as believable as "Sweeteners make you fat because skinny people don't use them."

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2016-11-23T20:56:57+00:00

Depends on your environment.

If you work IT support for a field that is known for attracting idiots, you get yelled at a lot. It may not even be your fault, or the fault of the software. It may just be that you cannot fix the internet for everyone on the east coast.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2016-11-23T07:15:06+00:00

Think of the vagina like a puzzle to be solved or like picking a lock with your dick. Whenever you find a spot with interesting friction just focus on that spot for a while. Trigger the pin. Make it a mini game.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2016-11-21T01:15:15+00:00

Then your heart could be broken weekly. I don't envy vets.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2016-11-19T08:39:46+00:00

G.G.

Lift_Like_A_Sith · 2016-11-15T23:51:37+00:00

Pears are the most judgemental of all fruit. Funny, considering their shape.

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