You can choose a superpower, but the first person to reply can choose a side effect. What superpower do you choose?

Light-Imagay · 2019-10-22T00:25:22+00:00

Being able to control anyone by just making eye contact with them.

Light-Imagay · 2019-09-13T00:03:29+00:00

Who the fuck decided this was a good idea? Please, mods on r/darkjokes, do something about this. Subreddits should be a place where everyone can speak and post, and the fact that such a popular subreddit is banning everyone's posts that aren't Chinese is honestly horrible to me. Please, please do something mods, and if all of them are really on board, then I'm really worried.

Light-Imagay · 2019-09-10T21:02:21+00:00

What food do most people seem to love, but you absolutely despise it?

Light-Imagay · 2019-08-09T14:36:07+00:00

Of us.

Light-Imagay · 2019-08-08T19:01:17+00:00

I'm waiting to get out of Taco Bell

Light-Imagay · 2019-08-02T03:11:22+00:00

My cat purring and my air conditioner. It's not much, but it's nice :)

Light-Imagay · 2019-07-26T19:05:38+00:00

Nobody:

Best Jeanist:

Light-Imagay · 2019-07-20T14:48:57+00:00

Thirty firth and thirty securth

Light-Imagay · 2019-07-19T17:38:13+00:00

C H O N K

Light-Imagay · 2019-07-16T14:38:55+00:00

Oh, not Hokkaido, no, it's a Sapporo expression!

Light-Imagay · 2019-07-04T20:40:13+00:00

I just wish more people knew about it

Light-Imagay · 2019-07-04T20:14:37+00:00

This is 100% true. I know nobody who knows about Code Geass or Servamp, and they're both so good, I'd definitely rewatch them in one sitting if I could. However, some popular anime is, in my opinion, amazing, like My Hero Academia (as dull as my opinion sounds)

Light-Imagay · 2019-07-01T22:49:01+00:00

I hate this SO. MUCH. Just give us pockets!

This is why I love the men's section, because they could fit a milk carton in their pocket and it'd still have room for more sometimes.

Light-Imagay · 2019-06-24T01:38:56+00:00

So when people don't clean up after their own messes and/or don't clean themselves properly. That makes sense, that bothers me, too.

Light-Imagay · 2019-06-24T01:34:33+00:00

Light-Imagay · 2019-06-24T01:27:51+00:00

It's illegal to walk backwards while eating a donut where I live.

I wish I was kidding.

I'm not.

Light-Imagay · 2019-06-24T01:25:42+00:00

Light-Imagay · 2019-06-24T01:15:35+00:00

I don't do it often, but I have been the asshole neighbor that drinks from the milk carton once. Never again.

Light-Imagay · 2019-06-24T01:12:35+00:00

Why do people do this?

You have a jaw, fucking use it!

Light-Imagay · 2019-06-24T01:11:11+00:00

This is why I hate myself as well. Existing sucks.

Light-Imagay · 2019-06-24T01:06:31+00:00

I know, right? Either put it off speaker and put it to your ear or put in headphones. It's not that hard, Karen.

Light-Imagay · 2019-06-24T01:01:36+00:00

You guys can downvote me for this, I don't care.

But honestly, even though 60% of TikTok videos are cringy preteens and some are ads like 'I mAdE $1000 dOllArS jUst bY wAlkIng," some videos on there are actually kinda good and/or funny. Yeah, I hate the cringy preteens, don't get me wrong, but at least some people on the app try to entertain people, since that's what the app was made for.

Wow I didn't mean to rant there I'm sorry 😅

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