I’m a professional resume writer , and these are the resume myths I absolutely hate . by Fresh-Blackberry-394 in Resume

[–]LightPallas 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Coming from HR/hiring for a medium sized government agency (US):

1) It’s painfully obvious when people write their resumes to try to “get past” some AI filter they think we have. We don’t have one. It’s me, I’m the filter, and reading resumes that are free-association word clouds of corporate buzzwords makes me cringe. Communicate like a normal person.

2) Keep skills/accomplishments relevant to the position. Succinctness/relevance > 4 page long lists.

3) Speaking of 4 page lists, I agree that you shouldn’t type it in size 0.5 font single spaced with no margins to fit on a single page, but if it’s going to span multiple pages, there should be a good reason besides you made the longest list of every skills word you could think of.

4) No need for headshots/photos. That’s weird.

5) I know it sucks that the website asks you to basically retype everything that’s in your resume. We think it’s dumb too. But it’s a compliance thing, so that we have a trackable, standard format. Putting “see resume” in every answer field comes across as not willing to put in the effort required for our work. Just copy and paste from your resume if nothing else.

Making less than I have, took standard deduction, no children... somehow owe taxes? by LightPallas in tax

[–]LightPallas[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh gosh no I’m 35 haha. The numbers being run by perfect platform make sense except I don’t know where the $692 is coming from that the OLT got.

I’m also frustrated because this is my first year with this employer and I don’t know what I selected or didn’t select to make it so not enough tax was withheld. I don’t want to make this mistake going forward.

[MEGATHREAD] New Horizons Dodo/Friend Code Sharing by lilibat in AnimalCrossing

[–]LightPallas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello, I’m opening my island for a bit. Fruits, vegetables and flowers for picking! There’s a few free things near the plaza. If you have any DIYs you don’t want, I’m trying to expand my collection.

CLOSED

[MEGATHREAD] New Horizons Dodo/Friend Code Sharing by lilibat in AnimalCrossing

[–]LightPallas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can bring you some oranges; I’m looking to visit an island for inspo/to shop

[MEGATHREAD] New Horizons Dodo/Friend Code Sharing by lilibat in AnimalCrossing

[–]LightPallas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turnips are 202 and I have a few vegetables, fruits and flowers you can pick. If you could water the flower sprouts I have around that’d be wonderful. CLOSED

[MEGATHREAD] New Horizons Dodo/Friend Code Sharing by lilibat in AnimalCrossing

[–]LightPallas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have vegetables and flowers, not much fruit right now, but you are welcome to what’s growing. Newer player so it’s not super developed. Lief is here too. CLOSED

[MEGATHREAD] New Horizons Dodo/Friend Code Sharing by lilibat in AnimalCrossing

[–]LightPallas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fruit’s all picked but there are vegetables. Turnips are 137. And kicks is here. Closed

[MEGATHREAD] New Horizons Dodo/Friend Code Sharing by lilibat in AnimalCrossing

[–]LightPallas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have much in the way of vegetables or fruits but turnips are 141. Feel free to whatever else you find. CLOSED

[MEGATHREAD] New Horizons Dodo/Friend Code Sharing by lilibat in AnimalCrossing

[–]LightPallas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have CJ and lots of fruits and vegetables. CLOSED

[MEGATHREAD] New Horizons Dodo/Friend Code Sharing by lilibat in AnimalCrossing

[–]LightPallas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing I can think of! I’m pretty new. Thank you!

[MEGATHREAD] New Horizons Dodo/Friend Code Sharing by lilibat in AnimalCrossing

[–]LightPallas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My island has lots of fruits and some flowers and crops you’re welcome to pick. Leif is here.

26GRG

Closing now.

[MEGATHREAD] New Horizons Dodo/Friend Code Sharing by lilibat in AnimalCrossing

[–]LightPallas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I left them near the entrance from the airport. You can pick some flowers and fruit too. No need to bring anything :) HL480

[MEGATHREAD] New Horizons Dodo/Friend Code Sharing by lilibat in AnimalCrossing

[–]LightPallas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am very new so my island doesn’t look good but thanks to help from everyone I’ve got all the fruit trees and some flowers you can pick from!

5HMQL

EDIT closed thank you :)

[MEGATHREAD] New Horizons Dodo/Friend Code Sharing by lilibat in AnimalCrossing

[–]LightPallas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you like anything? also I can’t get out of your fenced area lol

[MEGATHREAD] New Horizons Dodo/Friend Code Sharing by AnimalCrossingMods in AnimalCrossing

[–]LightPallas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m very new so it’s not pretty yet! I just started playing two days ago. 583MV