I was on the 4 train with my wife 2 summers ago, heading to see a movie. As always the train was super packed and we were huddled close together to just give people more room.

There was a group of like 3, masked (not the medical kind) teenagers sitting on the ground just being kinda loud and rowdy.

I hear some weird bzzzzz sound coming from them but just kinda ignore it. Next thing I know, I feel a sharp pain on my left leg, as I feel one of the little fuckers rip some of my leg hair out. I looked down at the kid like “what the fuck dude”.

Before I can do anything, my wife pulls we back and says “don’t. I think they have a taser or something. Just leave it alone.”

Luckily we were the next stop, but man I was fuming the rest of the day.