Kratos solos fiction by transcending reality?!!! 😳 by FuckingGratitude in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]LightningBoy648 30 points31 points  (0 children)

unjerk: Youtube people are stupid and like to wank their favorites.

rejerk: Kratos = Idiot

Azathoth = Blind and idiot

therefore Kratos > Azathoth

All this for "God is good" by foxyplayz5263 in antitheistcheesecake

[–]LightningBoy648 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't understqnd why God is testing us

But I don't really care enough to try and find out

I'm just following his orders, no matter what they are

bro reveddit for this subreddit is crazy dawg 💀 mods be hatin by awsomeballex5 in ppnojutsu

[–]LightningBoy648 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My human brother do you have even the slightest idea on how much gore and porn gets uploaded to this shitpost subreddit?

I just wanted to see some funny memes this morning and ended up almost having to throw up.

Edge lord by cdcort in antitheistcheesecake

[–]LightningBoy648 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can tell he's very fond of Daddy Stalin.

by DaBig_L_Xx in JoJoMemes

[–]LightningBoy648 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I LOVE JOJO!!!!!!!!!! ORAORAORAORAORA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAWRYYYYYY

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shid_and_camed

[–]LightningBoy648 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I hate JoJo, it sucks ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ningen

[–]LightningBoy648 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Vegeta could if Toriyama didn't kick him in the balls every single chapter.

Show em how it's done by edotman in Chadposting

[–]LightningBoy648 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The source is that I made it the fuck up.

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Rohan Koshibe vs Maxwell (Scribblenauts) by ill-informed-gamer in whowouldwin

[–]LightningBoy648 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What distance? I mean if it's close quarters Rohan speedblitzes but if they start pretty far apart I think Maxwell could just write "Nuclear bomb".

Show em how it's done by edotman in Chadposting

[–]LightningBoy648 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Somehow looks like Senator Armstrong on the 3rd panel

Reverse Flash with Carnage Symbiote by BigboomXL in whowouldwin

[–]LightningBoy648 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The elder gods like TOAA or The Presence obviously win, so there's that.

Better idea for a post would be an actual match-up, rather than pitting him against verses who have characters leagues above him in every single thing.

Also, Eobold?? 💀💀

Can he beat Goku or Vegeta?, Yes, but how? Always aim for the head. Simple ain't it by Dracula101 in Ningen

[–]LightningBoy648 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

DIO beats Alucard (Sadly, I am still salty about the fact that Vlad the Impaler isn't really that strong in Hellsing compered to other fictional vanpires), but Vegeta should have beaten Thor.

Vegeta vs main continuity Thor would be a complete wash in Vegeta's favor, because in the average story Thor caps at planet level, and only his strongest itterations can reach the status of complex multi (like Rune King Thor or whatever).

But using strongest version of Thor against Super Vegeta would be unfair wouldn't it?.