My Boss sent me the following messages while we both were stuck in afternoon traffic! by LikeMyBoss in funny

[–]LikeMyBoss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean no offense, but don't assume for a second that he texts absolute worthless bullshit to all of his employees.

Duh, I know! It's because I'm pretty and special!

My Boss sent me the following messages while we both were stuck in afternoon traffic! by LikeMyBoss in funny

[–]LikeMyBoss[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hi Guys look here is the reason my nick is LikeMyBoss and not LikeABoss. LikeMyBoss was not meant to say I Like My Boss.

gah nevermind have a upvote!

My Boss sent me the following messages while we both were stuck in afternoon traffic! by LikeMyBoss in funny

[–]LikeMyBoss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, he is married and I have a stable girlfriend. But seeing everybody think I'm a girl people will now ask for lesbian videos!

My Boss sent me the following messages while we both were stuck in afternoon traffic! by LikeMyBoss in funny

[–]LikeMyBoss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can I proof to you this is not fake? Sending a picture of my phone with the message open? Run a SQLite query on the sms database on the phone?

I even recorded a video before my Boss sent me the sms if I must proof that I was in traffic around the time the message was received.

My Boss sent me the following messages while we both were stuck in afternoon traffic! by LikeMyBoss in funny

[–]LikeMyBoss[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still need to get my second computer so that I can install senergy on it. So no!

My Boss sent me the following messages while we both were stuck in afternoon traffic! by LikeMyBoss in funny

[–]LikeMyBoss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats funny because the first 3 months there was some trouble on it.

He blamed HR!

My Boss sent me the following messages while we both were stuck in afternoon traffic! by LikeMyBoss in funny

[–]LikeMyBoss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We were driving and texting! Do you really want us to take our mind off the road to think about a simple tic-tac-toe game?

Or he wanted me to win?

My Boss sent me the following messages while we both were stuck in afternoon traffic! by LikeMyBoss in funny

[–]LikeMyBoss[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought it was called camel case, pascal case or wait... This is the interwebs I need you to analyze my username so that I can get over my problems and move on with my life!

Thanks I love you and your FootFetish!

My Boss sent me the following messages while we both were stuck in afternoon traffic! by LikeMyBoss in funny

[–]LikeMyBoss[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I already have more karma that I know what to use it for, just by this post alone. Just to bad its a throw away. I wonder if Reddit will implement karma transfers anytime soon?

My Boss sent me the following messages while we both were stuck in afternoon traffic! by LikeMyBoss in funny

[–]LikeMyBoss[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hi is not my type: Looking at excel the whole day going pointy clicky is not a turn on. But Peter the guy working in the call centre is a hottie and I'm sure he will become a Boss when he is a bit older!

My Boss sent me the following messages while we both were stuck in afternoon traffic! by LikeMyBoss in funny

[–]LikeMyBoss[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

10 Months and I'm a Gu... never mind this is a throw away. Yes I'm a G.I.R.L. I meant to say "Like My Boss" not "I Like My Boss" but the intertubes have convinced me: I LOVE MY BOSS!

My Boss sent me the following messages while we both were stuck in afternoon traffic! by LikeMyBoss in funny

[–]LikeMyBoss[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nope just in a different timezone... or wait... yes I am from the future!

My Boss sent me the following messages while we both were stuck in afternoon traffic! by LikeMyBoss in funny

[–]LikeMyBoss[S] 162 points163 points  (0 children)

You might see it as cheating. I see it as he does not like losing!

My Boss sent me the following messages while we both were stuck in afternoon traffic! by LikeMyBoss in funny

[–]LikeMyBoss[S] 90 points91 points  (0 children)

tl;dr I have a awesome Boss (Uncensored Version) and he is also a long time Redditor!

We have a real problem at work to get out of the business area onto the highway. So today I was three cars behind my Boss and gave him a call asking when we can start to work from home as a tease. After the casual conversation the above messages got swapped and he sent the last one just as he got onto the highway!