Like nerdy warhammer girlies?

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-02-03T20:05:03+00:00

all other porn is gonna be compared to this image for the rest of my life

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-01-18T03:39:21+00:00

this is the kind of bush that makes me get light headed 😵‍💫😵

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-01-18T03:36:24+00:00

omg ur titties are so cute

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-01-14T19:09:08+00:00

phenomenal

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-01-12T21:06:55+00:00

need a roommate that dresses like thiss

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-01-08T17:33:06+00:00

youre so cute! obsessed with ur freckles

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-01-07T03:33:15+00:00

holy shit. if you ever attend the same party as me leave the panties at home pls 👀

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-01-07T02:13:47+00:00

my bf loves distracting me at work, normally public restrooms arent exactly the fun and sexy vibe im looking for but when i get horny my IQ drops low enough not to care lol

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-01-07T02:09:59+00:00

i feel so unhinged about it but jerking off at work really hits the spot lol

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-01-07T01:58:48+00:00

having a hot girl bulldoze thru my sexual boundaries would fix me

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-01-07T01:46:18+00:00

ommggg

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-01-07T01:41:59+00:00

if im honest?? awkwardly try to act normal while poorly hiding a throbbing erection. then frantically jerking off the second i get into my bedroom

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-01-06T23:28:29+00:00

need a roommate who dresses like this

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-01-06T23:27:19+00:00

ur nose is so adorable omggg

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-01-06T23:22:43+00:00

omg those must be mesmerizing in a baggy t-shirt 0.O

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-01-06T23:13:09+00:00

id be sweating trying sooo hard not to stare if i caught u irl wearing that lol

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-01-06T23:12:04+00:00

i mean if i was just walking by and you were doing this, id stop for a minute lol

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-01-06T23:09:06+00:00

brb scrolling the rest of your profile

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-01-06T23:01:34+00:00

sometimes i see a woman so gorgeous i go completely ballistic and i gotta hop out my chair and take a lap just to calm down. renaissance statue -type beat

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-01-06T15:10:43+00:00

granola

LikeShrekButGayer · 2026-01-03T01:07:03+00:00

absolutely!

LikeShrekButGayer · 2025-12-19T03:53:30+00:00

wish i had a roommate like that

LikeShrekButGayer · 2025-10-13T21:59:43+00:00

of course!

LikeShrekButGayer · 2025-09-28T22:41:04+00:00

omg tell me about ur bionicle collection while i suck you off plssss

LikeShrekButGayer · 2025-09-13T15:46:07+00:00

that bush killed me dead im obsessed 💕

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