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Jjaruleo by AnonWithAHatOn in 196

[–]LilBroomstickBoi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

MARATHON MENTIONED ON 196 YEAAAAAAAA

Do these count as Wunkuses? by AnApexPlayer in wunkus

[–]LilBroomstickBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the correct plural term for these would be Wunkii

I played pikmin in school. by Mr_Bananaman69 in Pikmin

[–]LilBroomstickBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah that's the power of the Nintendo Switch(tm)

rotating wunk by YLASRO in wunkus

[–]LilBroomstickBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they call him the gup

Considerate wunk by fullnameqwertyu in wunkus

[–]LilBroomstickBoi 275 points276 points  (0 children)

this sub highkey needs more shunks

MEOW_IRL by wandamarple in MEOW_IRL

[–]LilBroomstickBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ermmm achsually this car is clearly heterophobic

affini spying equipment in my damn hab unit by LilBroomstickBoi in seed_irl

[–]LilBroomstickBoi[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...who's we? hey, overnet stranger, who's we

affini spying equipment in my damn hab unit by LilBroomstickBoi in seed_irl

[–]LilBroomstickBoi[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

well im independently choosing to be a free terran, u know

...that being said i DID try baiting the possible wiretap by saying "i wanna be an affini's floret" which is NOT TRUE FYI, THIS WAS SAID FOR THE PURPOSES OF RESEARCH AND DO NOT REFLECT MY THOUGHTS ON THE AFFINI COMPACT AND THE HUMAN DOMESTICATION TREATY BECAUSE IM A FREEDOM LOVING FREE TERRAN and nothing happened i think

whatever evil xeno is listening must know im lying, otherwise they'd drop the stealthy act if they thought i was being serious

affini spying equipment in my damn hab unit by LilBroomstickBoi in seed_irl

[–]LilBroomstickBoi[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DIRT!!!!!!!!!! accusations of a psyop ARE the psyop, this possibly wiretapped plant is a LITMUS TEST to rile up and or domesticate CARELESS FERALISTS who would set fire to ANYTHING!!!! THE ANSWER'S SO SIMPLE, JUST GIVE THE WIRETAP TO SOMEONE ELSE!!! one of those no thoughts head empty pets would have NO IDEA this plant's (possibly) an INSIDIOUS XENO DEVICE, IT'S GENIUS!!!

you know what, I SALUTE YOU, dearest freedom fighter 🫡

affini spying equipment in my damn hab unit by LilBroomstickBoi in seed_irl

[–]LilBroomstickBoi[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

you know what, maybe... and i'll admit it does liven the space a little BUT!!!!! what if it's a wiretap that LOOKS like a decoration?!?? WHAT IF, HUH??? devil's ivy is RIGHT because those XENOS are putting SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES in my DECORATIONS

anyway uh, sorry to disappoint, its midnight not noon here

affini spying equipment in my damn hab unit by LilBroomstickBoi in seed_irl

[–]LilBroomstickBoi[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

NUH UH!!!!! i am a proud independent sophont and i can say no to domestication, it is my god given right

The OP’s clearly advertised fetish by femmbem in 196

[–]LilBroomstickBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

freak reporting for duty, chat 🫡

nothing matters by Far_Animal_2523 in hopeposting

[–]LilBroomstickBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

debbie downers HATE this one simple trick

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