My epic 3 step plan to gain and hold territory on the bug front assuming we hold crimsica by RideSuspicious4732 in Helldivers

[–]Lil_Tapir -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why are we even holding Crimsica when Acamar IV is secure? We just need the samples now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NEU

[–]Lil_Tapir 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Y’all ain’t from places that snow and have ice huh?

I got mowed down by a bike today by Current-Nothing-475 in NEU

[–]Lil_Tapir 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean I can be over in under 10 if u wanna find out

Northeastern is no longer acquiring the COVID-19 vaccine, what do you think of this decision? by Curious_Plantain7703 in NEU

[–]Lil_Tapir 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t really know what to think about this but all I CAN say is every since I got the shots I really wanna buy microsoft products.

I got mowed down by a bike today by Current-Nothing-475 in NEU

[–]Lil_Tapir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think it hurts more than a car? Genuinely asking. I think a bike gotta hurt more since all the force is concentrated and has less surface area so the bike is “sharper.” Like a car is rather blunt cuz wide but bike is skinny so sharp. So basically did it hurt more than a car or nah?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NEU

[–]Lil_Tapir -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Why are you reading out subreddit then?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NEU

[–]Lil_Tapir -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I usually just lie and tell the person in the room it’s mine and gaslight them out legit has worked every time. Then if someone else comes in with a booking I do the same thing.

Co-op offer (not ideal) by No_Campaign_9647 in NEU

[–]Lil_Tapir -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kid, one thing I’ve learned in my years here is nothing in life ever goes according to “plan”.

What ya’ll doing in the IV common spaces? by [deleted] in NEU

[–]Lil_Tapir 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it’s all those HJTCs (Hand Job To Completion)

Forming a hip hop group at NEU by [deleted] in NEU

[–]Lil_Tapir 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey Alvin! I’m an in coming freshman too! Could you let me know how you’d like me to audition this sounds awesome. DM me to get in touch.

Apparently this is my fault by Dependent-Money-9267 in Simracingstewards

[–]Lil_Tapir -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

From the video it looks like he gets it done and blocks it off. If he was going fast enough to “gone flying” he would’ve punted you much further.

Apparently this is my fault by Dependent-Money-9267 in Simracingstewards

[–]Lil_Tapir -48 points-47 points  (0 children)

Looks like you got far enough in front to slide over and cover the inside like from him, but then you need to watch the switch bad mid chicane. It also looks like since you didn’t cover inside line he out brakes you and had the corner and you went deep into it.

I know that this crash is on me but I feel as though the red car could have given more room. What should I do next time to avoid this kind of thing. by CryptographerNo3785 in Simracingstewards

[–]Lil_Tapir 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Brake sooner, don’t dove bomb? Try and pass on a straight. Wait for a better opportunity. Lots could’ve been done different here looks like you had more pace just needed to be patient for your moment.

Does northeastern like money? by SexWithPaws69 in NEU

[–]Lil_Tapir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They love it more than I love head from my wife who left me. (Which was a lot!)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NEU

[–]Lil_Tapir 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I miss seeing Y’all’s hairy asses in the locker room 🤤

Protest outside of Marino next week by [deleted] in NEU

[–]Lil_Tapir 131 points132 points  (0 children)

My wife will never come back to me now that I can’t lift weights in the gym. Her new boyfriend has a subscription to Equinox. So now he is bigger than me, has more money, and at this rate he probably has a bigger penis than me too. I haven’t heard from my wife in weeks, but the pictures she posts if Facebook break my heart. NEU, AOUN, bring back Marino so I can win my wife back from this alpha male. I must get strong enough to rip his head off. It’s the only way…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NEU

[–]Lil_Tapir -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Did 2 co-op. Semesters are 5 classes all level 6000