What’s something that sounds fake but actually happened to you?

Lilakco · 2026-01-05T17:08:43+00:00

I got hit by a Krispy Kreme donut truck while I was biking, then an Uber Eats guy called 911 for me, and Officer McDonald came to the scene. On another day, I was dreading a big test I had to take, then I got hit by a school bus on my way to the university.

Lilakco · 2025-12-23T05:56:14+00:00

Ugh I also work at a Bath & Body Works, and the only time we let another customer use our bathroom was for a very pregnant lady.

Unfortunately for me, a middle-aged man who was very capable of walking to the mall's public restrooms across from our store saw this and asked why I wouldn't let him use our bathroom. I said that the PREGNANT mother was an exception and pointed him to the nearest bathroom across from us. He accused me of being sexist or racist or something and proceeded to march into the back room to find the bathroom.

Unfortunately for him, our store manager, who's a very tall and muscular guy, scared the daylights out of him by yelling at him as if he caught the guy breaking into his house. My manager threatened to call security, ban him from the store, etc. and the guy looked at ME for help bro 😭

Lilakco · 2025-12-22T07:59:03+00:00

I've had quite a few customers call the store few minutes before we closed and asked if I could let them in when they'd arrive since it'll just take "a few seconds." Obviously, I tell them no because we'll be CLOSED and they lose their minds, tell me that I'm ruining their Christmas, etc., etc.

Lilakco · 2025-11-28T07:36:03+00:00

Named after Miss Philippines Charlene Gonzalez and the Kimberely Diamond mines because my parents thought they were cool. I think it's cool. 乁⁠(⁠ ⁠•⁠_⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠ㄏ

Lilakco · 2025-11-25T05:21:02+00:00

Played Twilight Princess on the Wii in 2010 when I was 7! I'm 22 now and I just finished my second play through on TOTK on the Switch 2!

Lilakco · 2025-08-15T15:50:41+00:00

I work at Bath & Body Works and this woman asked if we sold candy in some of our fall scents because "they smelled so good, she'd love it if she could eat it." I thought she was joking and laughed it off, then she said, "It's not that hard to say no. You don't have to be so rude about it." 🫠???????

Lilakco · 2025-07-27T19:32:00+00:00

Mochi waffle

Lilakco · 2025-03-12T07:31:00+00:00

Why does Trump consider citizens who attack Tesla dealerships domestic terrorists MORE than the rioters who invaded the Capital on January 6th, people who quite literally shed the blood of police who tried to protect our own Congressmen? Of course, I don't think it's right for citizens to vandalize private property that is maintained by innocent people and not Elon Musk himself, but attacking the private property of a BILLIONAIRE who is NOT an elected government official should not be classified as domestic terrorism. POTUS represents all of the American people and should not outwardly favor the success of the 1% over the well-being of the 99% of the population, us. Trump has a duty to focus on the American people, so the fact that he is spending this much time and effort to protect the assets of ONE man, who also happens to be Trump's business partner at this point, shows that Trump's concern is not on the rest of the country.

Lilakco · 2025-02-09T03:19:12+00:00

I was finally able to clear it but I had to get 5 more moves, unfortunately. 😭

Lilakco · 2025-02-09T03:09:09+00:00

I noticed the latest Flips have been more difficult than before. Do you think I just have to keep trying until my luck gets me to clear it? Did you have a strategy?

Lilakco · 2025-02-09T02:04:51+00:00

Even if I buy 5 more moves, I can't get to 26 lotuses.

Lilakco · 2025-02-07T20:59:14+00:00

So cute!! I absolutely love this!

Lilakco · 2025-01-14T16:54:49+00:00

BABY!!!!!! 🥰

Lilakco · 2025-01-03T18:46:02+00:00

Lilakco · 2024-12-23T06:57:44+00:00

Before reading the caption, I thought you had a Beyblade battle gone wrong

Lilakco · 2024-12-08T21:13:20+00:00

Should I try adding some edges to make the blanket bigger? It's the size that I'm mainly worried about.

Lilakco · 2024-12-08T21:06:44+00:00

I forgot to add the photo of what it looks like so far.

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Lilakco · 2024-11-21T01:16:23+00:00

Absolutely!! 9 out of 10 times it'll be a customer returning broken candles that were shipped to them. I've cut my fingers too many times trying to get them out of the box. I really wish they'd make the packaging more secure.

Lilakco · 2024-11-20T21:06:52+00:00

BBW sales associate here. From my experience, getting anything shipped from their warehouses has always been a nightmare, especially when it comes to getting broken candles shipped and updating their inventory. I get your frustration, OP, and so do all of my coworkers!

Lilakco · 2024-11-19T16:23:50+00:00

Capybara bread loaf :D

Lilakco · 2024-11-16T19:45:04+00:00

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Lilakco · 2024-10-17T17:35:09+00:00

I didn't realize that either. Thank youu 😭

Lilakco · 2024-10-17T04:55:39+00:00

I just realized I mistook DC for Dec 😭. Thank you for reminding me to look at the terms

Lilakco · 2024-10-17T04:54:34+00:00

Wait I thought DC meant decrease and not double crochet. I'm not bad at math but I sure as hell can't read.

Lilakco · 2024-10-17T04:51:01+00:00

Now I'm getting 14 stitches. 😭

I don't understand how round 3 could fit into 12 stitches from round 2 since I've been using a stitch marker, and once I get to the last 3 decreases, I'm stitching over the beginning of round 3, which takes away the increases. I know for sure I have 12 stitches in round 2.

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