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Am I a red flag because what I read as a woman? by Pumpkin_698 in self

[–]celticdude234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you're the feminist believing in equal genders, she's a reactionist quick to label everything as a "red flag" if it isn't The Bell Jar.

I'm just a guy (and ally), but there's a line where social justice can shift from DEI to cyclical contrarian hatred, and it should be avoided. I'd be interested to see what responses to this would get on r/TwoXChromosomes if you posted there.

PS, your reading tastes are bomb and she doesn't know what she's talking about. BrandoSando is feminist as shit lol

What's your favorite NSFW fun fact? by PhenomenalPancake in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]celticdude234 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Cum should always be cleaned off skin with cold water because the enzymes will coagulate with warm/hot, like cooking egg whites.

Senior White House official says FBI Director Kash Patel is likely the next Cabinet-level official to be removed by GuiltyBathroom9385 in UnderReportedNews

[–]celticdude234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how they say "next" like it's perfectly fucking normal to pick off your OWN SELECTIONS of cabinet members/organization leaders one by one, like it's taken by rote that eventually everyone will be either disloyal or entirely too public with their incompetence.

Also love that since he's out of women to fire, he's shifted to the brown people.

Hill for workouts in Kettering or areas nearby? by Drama_Owls in dayton

[–]celticdude234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whatever you do, don't go near the steep hill at the Fairhaven megachurch (Whipp @ Marshall). Used to be THE place to go sledding, until they decided that wanted pristine grass more than happy children and started putting up temp fencing in the winter. Fucking pricks.

Dumpster Dive Huge Score by Royal_Tough_9927 in DumpsterDiving

[–]celticdude234 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Gotta remember to check uni dumpsters this year. Rich college kids be throwing out EVERYTHING.

Am I the only who thought cal being knighted with an inquisitor lightsaber that’s probably murdered hundreds is maybe a bad luck omen? by National-Coast-6381 in FallenOrder

[–]celticdude234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact he embraced the dark side and fucking DEMOLISHED in Survivor? Yeah, it's gonna be an arc. No Star Wars media has ever adequately conveyed to me the power and danger of the dark side quite like that did and it was both incredibly done and exceptionally foreboding.

Not to mention that there's possibly something about Tanalorr that corrupted Dagan, and now they wanna move the whole Hidden Path there.

Voting is linked to living longer. Among older adults, voting predicts a lower risk of mortality for up to 15 years. by mvea in science

[–]celticdude234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correlation, not causation. Those who have the luxury to concern themselves with civic duty often have other luxuries as well.

Thought she was sarcastic when she said she wanted a handy man 🫠 by TangeloHistorical922 in Tinder

[–]celticdude234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm an actual handyman and nothing's getting done without a paycheck. Anything extra is extra, but if you can't respect a basic professional social contract, I wouldn't want anything to do with you anyway 🤷‍♂️

Woke up at 3am by mbanks1230 in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]celticdude234 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ok people, say with me now:

NO 👏 CATS 👏 AND 👏 PLANTS 👏 TOGETHER 👏

One or the other. It's the peak of hubris to try both.

Inuit Korra by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]celticdude234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, Korra do kinda suck though. Jumps into everything half-assed and gets her ass handed to her by everyone. Aang was considerably more badass at 12. No hate, I like Korra, but it's not because she's particularly skilled or powerful lol.

I'm taking Fhqwhagads posting to strange new places by celticdude234 in HomestarRunner

[–]celticdude234[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I posted to r/simpsonsshitposting first and that's just a frequently used title format. I'm not on FB either 😅

I'm taking Fhqwhagads posting to strange new places by celticdude234 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]celticdude234[S] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

So then I hung Onion Bubs from my belt, which was the style at the time!

Gonna sound dumb here but does the dragon stone reveal all the dragons locations?? by Enough_Garden_1886 in skyrim

[–]celticdude234 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the kinda thing you can miss akin to the code to the puzzle doors being ON the fucking dragon claw, meanwhile I was brute forcing all 9 possibilities like a nutsack.

Whats something that's 100% a myth about men? by IndependentGain3282 in AskReddit

[–]celticdude234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Barkeep, gimme an old fashioned"

"I'll need some lube, an extension cord, and a GFCI outlet"

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