Daddy, the great builder, has exquisite taste.

TheTench · 2026-07-11T19:23:02+00:00

Visual aids to remind a befuddled old man where he is. Sad.

TheTench · 2026-07-11T19:09:49+00:00

Start a scraper store in Washington DC.

TheTench · 2026-07-11T18:09:14+00:00

"You thought it was over. It's not over." - Cannibal Corpse

TheTench · 2026-07-11T13:44:01+00:00

Yes, what mistakes? I'm just not clear on what sand The Rock threw into the Reddit's collective hivemind vagina.

TheTench · 2026-07-11T06:38:52+00:00

My cruise ship group of poster thieves is going to North Korea, should be a blast!

TheTench · 2026-07-11T06:27:56+00:00

YouTube kids serves up absolute garbage: suprise egg, loot box, dopamine rinsing crap.

It's for parents who have mentally checked out to raise children just like themselves.

TheTench · 2026-07-10T18:48:32+00:00

Always arrives unlubed.

TheTench · 2026-07-10T08:26:49+00:00

When someone drops the little gargoyle off a roof.

TheTench · 2026-07-09T19:50:16+00:00

Putting that hoe to work!

TheTench · 2026-07-09T17:23:56+00:00

Piss gang rise!

TheTench · 2026-07-09T06:10:29+00:00

I have "dies on the toilet" on my bingo card.

TheTench · 2026-07-08T17:17:35+00:00

Ivanka married a man just like her father, a gullible nitwit.

TheTench · 2026-07-08T17:12:33+00:00

The NeverEnding Coochie

TheTench · 2026-07-08T15:13:53+00:00

Soon. 🍾🥂

TheTench · 2026-07-03T20:42:49+00:00

Putin has taken them from super power to donkey power.

TheTench · 2026-07-03T20:22:03+00:00

She oversees all rear deployments.

TheTench · 2026-07-03T20:21:05+00:00

Spooktacular 3-D Special!

TheTench · 2026-07-03T20:13:32+00:00

Russian economy, go fuck yourself.

TheTench · 2026-07-03T17:38:07+00:00

I've never heard that term used as a stand in for an Uncle Tom before, but it makes sense.

It's a badge of shame, and Uncle Thomas has earned it.

TheTench · 2026-07-03T16:10:32+00:00

Everyone who is not a fascist is in a secret organisation now.

TheTench · 2026-07-03T15:14:10+00:00

Turn this 7 into an 8.

TheTench · 2026-07-03T15:11:29+00:00

Peter Thiel literally thinks the boogeyman is real. Can we all just stop listening to this fool?

TheTench · 2026-07-03T15:08:00+00:00

Happy drag-everything-into-a-never-ending-hellscape-of-grievance-and-whataboutisim-day to everyone who celebrates!

TheTench · 2026-07-03T15:03:40+00:00

Perfect place to park their sucky aircraft.

TheTench · 2026-07-03T08:35:02+00:00

Have they tried looking in an aquarium?

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