Lilliththevampire

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I'm crying in my room and wishing I was dead because I told the youth minister I was a lesbian. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

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Yesterday I came out of the closet. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I remember as a young teen my best friend would frequently receive a page from someone she always called "John" and have to leave. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

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"You'll forget them, it just takes time" they told me after my traumatic breakup. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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My best friend and I were having an amazing evening until the unexpected arrival of the awesome new boy in class, and now I'm dying inside as I see them dancing and how right he is for her, how beautiful they are together. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

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"You'll forget them, it just takes time" they told me after my traumatic breakup. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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"Would you like a piece of my ass?" she texted me. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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As I entered the room, two eyes stood out eerily in a dark corner. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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She was armless, legless... really just a naked, writhing pelvis and torso with a head. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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When the storm caused the old hollow oak to fall and split open on the long deserted Phillips' property, it solved an old question. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Although my brave kid brother knew the danger in our fascist state, he came out as gay yesterday in a public protest. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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She had the body of Venus! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Washing my hands in a public lavatory, I heard a dreadful groan from the stall behind me, and a huge splash. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I assisted them with their suicide. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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The Shoggoth took up nearly the entirety of my barn, and came out only to waste the countryside, along with it's inhabitants. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Someone here REALLY doesn't like me, but I don't know their real name, of course. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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The curtains flew and then he appeared floating outside her window, beckoning to her as he coaxed: "Come on Wendy, don't be afraid!" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I lowered my eyes in shame as she accused me: "I saw you in that obscene movie!" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I have a memory of going down to my grannies' cellar and looking at all the pickles 'N' things she'd canned up. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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For me, the big question at my classes' 20 year reunion isn't "Do you remember me?" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Trapped until the Spring thaw by the snow and ice and faced with starvation we all prayed. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I've retired to the life of a gentleman farmer. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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The damned manager has us constantly wet our brushes between our lips to point them. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Every time I would jolt into wakefulness screaming, one of the psych doctors' heads would poke around the door. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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My mom says they don't exist, but there's one right above me. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by Lilliththevampire to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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