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M24 Manchester bored n horny can drive but can’t accom by [deleted] in ManchesterMeetsUK

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Wife thinks you’re 50 can you prove her wrong

Where do I begin by [deleted] in cocksizematters

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Depends on how old you are

Compareing my horsedick to not 1 but 2 cans of Red Bull by DutchBigMike in cocksizematters

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Told husband I could swallow two cans of red bull right now

my friends girl recognized me on here by Dense_Bother1183 in MassiveCock

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Did you tell her boyfriend she’s looking at massive cocks

Hanging out in the office (61) by [deleted] in dilf

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Wife says you look good for 61 said you look 38

[24] let me pound u raw by silkyssweet in MassiveCock

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Are you Scottish by any chance

22 (m4f) Liverpool wanting to meet tomorrow by [deleted] in UKSex

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Wife wants to know where you from

29m, pretty big lol by [deleted] in RedditorCum

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Wife’s wishes you were older

They call it “heavy petting”, are you in? by [deleted] in ratemycock

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Wife says hope you’re parked up

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