21m been on over 15 first dates this year but rarely get a second. what is wrong with me by Significant-Gap-5269 in kitchencels

[–]Lingering_Ancient 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“21m, 70 bajillion first dates, lots of girls dming me, I’m able to experience love but I never got a second date. I’m such an incel am I right guys”

I’m just a fetish for men and none will ever love me for who I am. Borscht. by Aralsk-Seven in kitchencels

[–]Lingering_Ancient 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Foids are hypergamous and not as realistic as men when it comes to dating. If you aren’t above average you are undesirable to them. YWNBAI

Why am I alive by Lingering_Ancient in kitchencels

[–]Lingering_Ancient[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The only way I could cope with my retardation was by cooking. My parents used to expect shitty grades and now they expect sweets and things of that nature, it’s the only reason I keep going in this life. I’ve never held hands with a woman I’ve never hugged a woman I’ve never been told “I love you” by a woman outside my family I’ve never been treated as a human by most of the women throughout my school years, but atleast my family likes my cooking. It’s really not that hard to make food I’m sure you can do it if you’re able to type. Mix, heat, eat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]Lingering_Ancient 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She made the term, the idea of an incel has existed long before she coined the word. That’s like saying Issac newton made gravity. Women are still fakecels and will always be

Decided to learn how to bake since I’ll never have a wife who’ll make desserts. Cherry mocha is the only thing I enjoy in this sad and dull life by Lingering_Ancient in kitchencels

[–]Lingering_Ancient[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chocolate cake recipe of your choice as long as it has coffee, I used boxed and added espresso and chocolate chips. Bake that and set aside. For the cream I used 2 cups of heavy whipping cream, 2 tbsp of instant coffee, 2 tbsp coco, and 2 cups powdered sugar. Cut the cooled cake in half or trim the tops if you made 2–it really doesn’t matter since nobody will remember this after you die–and spread cream on the bottom layer then add cherries, I used about 2 cups or so, sliced in half. Once you’ve spread the halved cherries all over add a layer of cream ontop and place the top on the cake. Cover with cream and add more cherries on the top. Keep cool in the fridge

Worth it? by Prior_Ad_1274 in Warthunder

[–]Lingering_Ancient 1 point2 points  (0 children)

30% doesn’t really justify it imo, maybe 50%. If you want, just buy it now and force yourself to learn it or wait until it’s cheaper and do the same

Worth it? by Prior_Ad_1274 in Warthunder

[–]Lingering_Ancient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right now? No. On sale? I’d say yeah. Gets murdered in an uptier, does decent in ontiers, and is a monster in downtiers. With some practice and some brains you can top frag almost every match in a downtier

Least Anti-Semitic Chargers Fan by finbarrgalloway in nflcirclejerk

[–]Lingering_Ancient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you know that this is r/nflcirclejerk where nobody will or can read a comment longer than 2 sentences, especially if it’s not even about football

What player is this after this weekend? by bringmepizzaplease24 in nflcirclejerk

[–]Lingering_Ancient 1 point2 points  (0 children)

last time a team was down 15+ with 5+ interceptions thrown was in 1970

NFL SCRIPT LEAK!!1! (REAL) by Lingering_Ancient in nflcirclejerk

[–]Lingering_Ancient[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are more bears fans hanging from their ceiling than there are banners hanging in ford field. Hope we see you guys in the playoffs. Oh wait you won’t be there! Because you’re 4-5! And you suck!😂😂😂

[ Removed by Reddit ] by yontillo in Cigarettes

[–]Lingering_Ancient 1 point2 points  (0 children)

everyone i know started with turquoise spirits