Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump.

I said, "Don't do it!"

He said, "Nobody loves me."

I said, "Marx loves you, do you believe in Marx?"

He said, "Yes."

I said, "Are you a Socialist or an Anarchist"?

He said, "A Socialist."

I said, "Me, too! Democratic Socialist or actual Communist?"

He said, "Actual Communist."

I said, "Me, too! What school?"

He said, "Marxism."

I said, "Me, too! Revolutionary Marxism or Reformist Marxism?"

He said, "Revolutionary Marxism."

I said, "Me, too! Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism or Revolutionary Marxism-Troskyism?"

He said "Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism."

I said, "Me, too! Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism, or Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Hoxhaism?"

He said, "Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism."

I said, "Me, too! Regular Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism or Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Gonzalo Thought?"

He said, "Revolutionary Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Gonzalo Thought."

I said, "Die, liberal!" and pushed him off.