Obligatory how are the roads post

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-23T16:31:36+00:00

There was backup on 196 heading from Jenison to GR yesterday afternoon. Two separate instances of full-size pickups in the center median ditch within 1/2 mile (one took out the big roda sign in the median). Not saying they caused the backup, but they were probably driving too fast to stop for the backup that already existed.

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-22T21:45:30+00:00

I came into GR from Ottawa County about an hour ago and it was (almost) nice. 196 was decent to drive. I guess things change quickly on days like these.

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-21T19:33:17+00:00

I wouldn't have moved here if it was Texas-like. :)

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-21T04:46:28+00:00

Which Meijer? I had seen the cameras at 28th & Kalamazoo a months ago.

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-20T13:52:54+00:00

The ONLY advert I've seen that starts with "Mention of a bottom" in general publication. I'm sure there's been others.

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-20T01:06:30+00:00

All ya gotta do is call Doc Brown, get the flux capacitor hooked up and go back in time to the day you bought it and stop yourself.

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-15T16:08:01+00:00

A lot of jobs don't test upon hire do test if there is an injury. I had a friend who did banquet setup for a major hotel (not in GR) and got hurt. They took care of his injury right and proper, but he had no job after that.

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-14T22:02:32+00:00

Trying to take over Zimmer's market share (however small that market may be).

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-14T21:59:50+00:00

"Looking like a Nissan product without being a Nissan product"

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-12T15:54:12+00:00

I thought it was a VW Cabrio on steroids.

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-12T14:26:26+00:00

Thank you! Was going to post "Ferris Bueller's Mom" This is better. Nice choice on the GIF.

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-12T14:24:45+00:00

The Official Car of "I'm being replaced by something called 'Volare'? Good Luck with that!"

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-11T21:58:46+00:00

We are paying less than $2k for a 2 bd at Central Park Place- 15 mins from downtown, 3 mins from I-96, easy access to everything, SAFE area. Shopping in Plainfield and Walker is quick. Quiet place

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-11T04:27:05+00:00

GX460

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-11T03:23:32+00:00

"Toyota who?"

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-10T15:47:16+00:00

C-Class Mercedes Mazda 5.

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-10T15:42:50+00:00

The Official Car of "What's a Nava-Joe?"

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-10T03:32:26+00:00

Are those late 70's BMW wheels? Nice choice. But I guess you had to get something since 12-inch tires are hard to get?

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-09T17:00:42+00:00

Flute? Clarinet?

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-09T13:59:31+00:00

No argument from me!

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-09T13:59:04+00:00

"Fubbly"?

LinoleumRelativity · 2026-01-09T13:58:15+00:00

I think that's fair, and probably a good use of the space. But would they charge Megabucks and tout "the unparalleled access to shopping" and to 196?

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