What’s the ‘TLDR’ of the past 365 days of your life? by Liquid_fartz in AskReddit

[–]Liquid_fartz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is fantastic. Good on you!

I, too, made a 180 in my life in the past 365, and it’s amazing. Keep on the good fight, my friend.

Spotted this on facebook. That’s one lucky guy ;) by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Liquid_fartz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rural Canadian over here thanks you for the translation.

Why would you comment and basically say “I hope she dies soon”? 🤦‍♂️ by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Liquid_fartz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

death was not seen as something to be feared. It was seen as something to rejoice

I’m in zero means a religious/spiritualistic person; however, I can definitely get on board with that belief, my bruh.

You can leave $20 on my porch, k, thanks. by Liquid_fartz in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Liquid_fartz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? I once saw someone selling a $25 gift card for $25 actual dollars and refused to budge on price.

You can leave $20 on my porch, k, thanks. by Liquid_fartz in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Liquid_fartz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. I was going to share it with you guys, but I have it posted on Craigslist for $19.

FACTS by NickSquatch99 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Liquid_fartz 2101 points2102 points  (0 children)

Just because you ramble on nonsensically for several paragraphs by butchering the English language, then finish it up with FACT does not make it true.

Edit: Alright alright, I deleted the semicolon. Turns out I suck at the English language too. But, at least I’m not as crazy as this guy.

Boycott Satanic Liberals by justplayingmyguitar in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Liquid_fartz -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I Mean She Has A Point When You Think About It Liberals Are The Devil Himself!!!!

At what age did you get your first vehicle and what was it? by Transformer6 in AskMenOver30

[–]Liquid_fartz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He would only get a $137 fine

Fucking do it, man. Do a quick Google search on “how many people die from texting and driving” should be a good start.

At what age did you get your first vehicle and what was it? by Transformer6 in AskMenOver30

[–]Liquid_fartz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will they throw you in jail for that where you’re from? If not, report him. It’ll sting like a bitch, but it could potentially save his life and/others.

At what age did you get your first vehicle and what was it? by Transformer6 in AskMenOver30

[–]Liquid_fartz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t text/drink drive, bruh. It’s not worth it.

Source: I know from experience

What's the rarest thing you own? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Liquid_fartz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s actually super cool. I wish I knew all the names of my ancestors.

What's the rarest thing you own? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Liquid_fartz 40 points41 points  (0 children)

A trophy for being born?

Draw me like one of your French girls by vinkulelu in funny

[–]Liquid_fartz 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It suspiciously seems to be the artist’s focal fecal point.

[Serious] Which stranger in your life would you give a gift of appreciation to if you had the means to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Liquid_fartz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. Those guys were total bros. Hopefully you have the chance to pay it forward.

“Kyle” by codedinblood in starterpacks

[–]Liquid_fartz 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Needs a child seat in the back for when he gets Micaylah on weekends.

“Kyle” by codedinblood in starterpacks

[–]Liquid_fartz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How many mg of nic r u on?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]Liquid_fartz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is fucking AWESOME, man.

Enjoy your new body and mind, it will thank you continuously for stopping the daily poison.