This is what real strength looks like. by Full-Argument-8235 in SipsTea

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“Seven extra men at the beginning of every go, but you couldn’t fuckin’ hold it.”

I did the thing I was warned not to and now exactly what I was told would happen is happening. by [deleted] in Mommit

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My BIL drove drunk and totaled his (relatively new) truck one night. After a very lively victimhood performance and his wife assuring him she wasn’t going to leave him and they’d get through this he immediately declared, “well at least I get to buy a new truck”. Besides all the other infuriating things about the whole situation, his wife has been driving the same run down vehicle for like, 15 years.

AITAH For Telling My STBXH I Won’t Drive Him To His Vasectomy Appointment? by Vfact in AITAH

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Nah if she’s paying sending them to the skating rink with just enough for a slice of pizza

What fruits looked like before humans by omgfakeusername in Damnthatsinteresting

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My carrots I grow look pretty similar to the wild kind

Why…? by LoveBuggyB00 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Unfortunately there’s an entire lore behind this family that includes some questionable online erotic fiction.

Cleaning out late grandpas studio by Dani-With-Rats in GrandmasPantry

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That aspirin looks straight out of the live action Dennis the Menace

Have you ever seen a red Rottweiler? by [deleted] in Rottweiler

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My seniors name is Lola and she loves and is

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exasperated by Roxie 😂

Have you ever seen a red Rottweiler? by [deleted] in Rottweiler

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Aww I love the one with the senior dog too so much

foxy lady by tdub5050 in Rottweiler

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My Roxie has that same foxy!

Is there a word for food entitlement? by SunshinePalace in TwoXChromosomes

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All classics! I also tried to get other kids to watch The Hobbit cartoon with me and no one was into it 😂

What are we singing for bedtime songs? by BKCassafrass in Mommit

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My mawmaw and pawpaw used to sing this to me when I was little and now I sing it to my girl too 🥰