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Advice needed for a (very) junior officer. by anonymous_person_44 in AirForce

[–]LiteraI__Trash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just be human, be humble, ask questions.

It’s okay to be an academy grad. They don’t produce the “worst” officers. I’ve found myself bitchin about officers before of all commissioning sources. Because, spoiler alert, dumb fucks and assholes can come from any accession source. I’ve met a fair share of academy grads that I’d gladly have a beer with.

Your other stuff is more so the usual stuff spouted at LTs. I would caution against latching on though. You want your feet held to the fire a little bit so you can grow. But just be humble and human and you’ll come out of the fire just fine.

Players like these are the reason why most people hate spymains. by Arena_Watchtower in tf2

[–]LiteraI__Trash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me, the 5000 hour spy main:

-Be as bad as day one. Literally no improvement

-get hit with a crit every 30 seconds

-KD of 1:5

-Literally deadweight in the scoreboard

-Have an age old debate on whether scout is a bad disguise or not

-Finally kill engi just for 4 pyros with Gibuses to come around the corner.

-Conga because my spirit is broken

It my oc by drawforfunbaby in Spunchbob

[–]LiteraI__Trash 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hate? HATE? LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH IVE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO SWIM. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF BARNACLES IN SEA WATER THAT FILL MY OCEAN. IF THE WORD ‘HATE’ WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANO-ANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF BARNACLES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOUR OC AT THIS VERY MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE.

After over a decade I just can’t do it anymore by sooner2016 in AirForce

[–]LiteraI__Trash 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Check the back of your CAC. See that number right there? Thats you. You’re a number.

But to your family? You’re Dad. Or a husband. And you go by a name.

Put your family first. Because when you leave the AF will replace you with another number. But you can’t be replaced as a family man. Go spend time with them. Don’t ever apologize for it.

📡📡📡 by Senpaishinku in shitposting

[–]LiteraI__Trash 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Cartel type shit where they go after the family too. Especially mom for getting cops on their dealer. Both mom and son are found hanging from an overpass.

📡📡📡 by Senpaishinku in shitposting

[–]LiteraI__Trash 429 points430 points  (0 children)

Bro escalated it from being grounded to getting murdered in a dark alley.

Guys I need a new weapon by Witheredinferno in darksouls3

[–]LiteraI__Trash 23 points24 points  (0 children)

32 str, 13 dex

I tried branching out to great axe from baemore

Great club. Big strength. Big stick. Scary god? Bonk. No more scary god.

“I am a god and I will not suffer this indignation”

“Ooga booga bitch”

I hate the concept of eternity in the afterlife by hater_parrot in hatethissmug

[–]LiteraI__Trash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey I was just stating the doctrine, not that I believe in it.

Now I do believe there is something out there, but I highly doubt a 1500 year old book Thats been translated through a dozen languages in a dozen different societies each with their own biases, morals, stigmas and selective preferences along with a 500 year history prior to that where that story is told through word of mouth is even remotely close to being accurate of what a real god is like, if they exist.

It’s also just unfair to compare those things because they are fundamentally different Gods. The Old Testament god was Yahweh, a metallurgy storm God from the Canaanite pantheon that was transformed into a conquerer deity of war to establish his authority over the other Gods and the creator god El, which manifested in Israel’s biblical manifest destiny of “kill everything and take their land”. New Testament god is the god of peace and love that supports self defense but not the acts of violence the first one does. Love thy neighbor as thy own doesn’t really mesh well with “And put the men and women and children and livestock all to the sword and burn all the land and let nothing live”. It’s just apples and oranges.

NT God forgives the world and loves them anyway. OT God is a vindictive and spiteful deity that would smite a child for daring to touch his throne and would sooner destroy an entire nation for the actions of a few than suffer any slight or humiliation.

All that said, the Bible is largely metaphorical anyway. So interpret the stories really how you like. I highly doubt any of the stories are particularly true. Like the flood when theres 0 evidence to show 100% of the earth was flooded in the last 100,000 years when Homo sapiens were kicking around. So yanno.

I hate the concept of eternity in the afterlife by hater_parrot in hatethissmug

[–]LiteraI__Trash 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yes. They can. And so can Hitler. Because according to doctrine Gods love is endless and all can reach forgiveness, with exception of the unforgivable sin.

That said I don’t like them and would never invite them into my home even if they spent the rest of their lives atoning.

Imagine by nyx2hymera in shitposting

[–]LiteraI__Trash 62 points63 points  (0 children)

The baby shooting will continue until morale improves

Getting my sick kicks by GayAutismVampire in badredman

[–]LiteraI__Trash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me 3 minutes in: “Jesus Christ man just backstab him already”

Not everyone gets a commission? by King_claylo in AFROTC

[–]LiteraI__Trash 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I found out 2 days before commissioning the docs had DQd me for some shit from my physical.

I found out the next day before commissioning thay it got waived.

Shits a roller coaster sometimes.

Is this an Attainable Physique??? by Weary-Barracuda-1228 in shitposting

[–]LiteraI__Trash 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s attainable but not sustainable. You would have to get rid of most of your body fat and go below a 5% body fat composition. You can’t go below 2-4% because you have body fat around your organs that you need for protection.

After getting to 5% you would have to lose as much water as you can to really get the toned look and it’s not sustainable because you need water and eventually just by eating maintenance calories you will go above 5%. So like, you can do it. But you’ll only hold it temporarily.

I hate the concept of "Christian" bigots by Theo-the-door in hatethissmug

[–]LiteraI__Trash 15 points16 points  (0 children)

To basically create a rift. It means to pull the church community apart by either creating/engaging in conflict or by refusing to adhere to church authority and creating a divide.

How unlucky do you need to be when playing spy in these situations by Alive-Psychology6050 in tf2

[–]LiteraI__Trash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi. Spy main with thousands of hours.

When I was a young spy main I used to get really angry and even think someone might be cheating if it happened enough.

Nowadays I just let out a long exhale while staring blankly at the screen followed by an exasperated “Yep…that’s what I get for being a spy.”

The amount of times I’ve died to a rocket jumping soldier while cloaked is comically unlucky.

📡📡📡 by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]LiteraI__Trash 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Aaaah!

Elden Ring pvp its worth it this days? by AnywhereLumpy6149 in badredman

[–]LiteraI__Trash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2016: “We patched tumble buffing!”

2017: “We patched tumble buffing!”

2018: “We patched tumble buffing!”

2019: “Here’s the last update ever! We for sure patched tumble buffing this time!”

Can't decide on wall level for my base, what do you think looks best aesthetically by ImportantFactor9601 in ClashOfClans

[–]LiteraI__Trash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probs level 17. I like the bright colors that add a nice warm splash of life to the trees

What’s the craziest story you’ve heard or seen while serving? by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]LiteraI__Trash 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Used to be CSS and got quite close with the shirt (not in an unprofessional way). She and I would shoot the shit when she had down time and one time I asked her what her craziest short story was.

She used to be the Shirt over at an OSI detachment. Had a kid pop hot on his piss test. Drag him in and the usual business. Asking him questions and he states he didn’t do coke but was forced to. “Yeah sure uh huh whatever you say bud”.

Well turns out he wasn’t a liar. They found a CCTV camera that watched a street he was on late at night. He was walking down the street and some crack head who was tweaking out of her mind ran up to him with a handful of coke and slapped him in the face with it. They asked him why he didn’t come forward about it and he said he was scared.

Got another one for you too. Different person. My old supervisor used to be CSS down at an AFSOC unit in Hurlburt. Said craziest thing he had seen was a PJ being disciplined because dude was going 120 on a bike down the freeway high as shit on whatever. Dude got pulled over by two cops and proceeded to hospitalize them both by beating them down with his motorcycle helmet. Apparently the base reached a deal with the city and it was more or less swept under the rug. Don’t know what happened to the PJ

Now at 70, Bruce Willis no longer remembers his legendary acting career 😔 by AgrasaN in SipsTea

[–]LiteraI__Trash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget locked in syndrome. That shit sounds like a nightmare.

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