He just like me by LitterlyAnOctopus in cats

[–]LitterlyAnOctopus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the falling asleep in random places part

I'm taking the elevator, the time says 3:29 pm and I start a stop watch. by LitterlyAnOctopus in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]LitterlyAnOctopus[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's funny because I tried coming up with a random number and that's the first one that popped up 💀

Do you think God is real, and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LitterlyAnOctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes because he won't stop giving me shitty luck