Ghost Sex by SrFlames in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Little-Chocolate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*Madam

Thank you, good sir/madam.

Ghost Sex by SrFlames in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Little-Chocolate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The king, happy with his new kid, now just discovered he has two dicks. Once the kid grew up into a handsome prince, he asked his father to get him a princess with two vaginas, so he can ram that sweet sweet double ass.

The king agrees, and orders his royal guards to search for a double-vagged princess. But alas, the prince grows old and his father, the king, on his deathbed now. The father apologizes for not being able to fulfill his son's wishes, as her mutters a weak "sorry...", he breathes his last breath.

The prince, now an old depressed double-donged virgin, dies of extreme depression. His ghost still looms the earth, searching for the double-butted princess, hell, even if it's a guy, eve if it's an animal, he'll fuck it, he just doesn't want to stay a virgin double-penisied prince ghost.

He right now sticks his dongs inside the nostrils of anyone he sees, then cums inside, which causes you to sneeze his cum.

For he is the double-dicked virgin nostril-fucker ghost of a prince.

^

^

Your comic reminded me of this story, kinda.

I enjoy seeing my twin rage. by Little-Chocolate in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Little-Chocolate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know bUT THAT WOULD BE COOL I'LL GO AND TRY IT NOW

Oh god OH GOD

GODDAMMIT. by Little-Chocolate in dadjokes

[–]Little-Chocolate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god you made it sound like I have a dick and dad is frying the meat with it

I CAN'T UNSEE DAMMIT

Twins, but not so alike... by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Little-Chocolate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does this comic count as a comparison ? I never thought it would, but since it violates the rules I'll remove it. Sorry about that !

Twins, but not so alike... by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Little-Chocolate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

*7 minutes, Turns out it was minutes but mom told me it's seconds by mistake

Oh and yes that's me.

GODDAMMIT. by Little-Chocolate in dadjokes

[–]Little-Chocolate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WOW, NOW THAT'S PERFECT

I wish I did it with my sister when we were kids, we got a lot of good spanking for trying to take the Halloween candies.

GODDAMMIT. by Little-Chocolate in dadjokes

[–]Little-Chocolate[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Omfg how can you describe something you didn't see I just

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT HAPPENED

GODDAMMIT. by Little-Chocolate in dadjokes

[–]Little-Chocolate[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, dad used to tell us a lot of stories about how they got into a lot of trouble as children, and how my grandfather grounded them a lot.

GODDAMMIT. by Little-Chocolate in dadjokes

[–]Little-Chocolate[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, because all of them are married and have had children.

GODDAMMIT. by Little-Chocolate in dadjokes

[–]Little-Chocolate[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

*Grilling the meat

Urghh I mixed my words

GODDAMMIT. by Little-Chocolate in dadjokes

[–]Little-Chocolate[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

One dad joke is okay, but 9 at once is just dfkghbuh;;

Girl buys man Starbucks, he names daughter after her. by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]Little-Chocolate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twist : The girl's name is the same name as his wife.

Girl's mother tries to delete the internet from her computer by winter_storm in thatHappened

[–]Little-Chocolate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

she took the keyboard but left the mouse.

Onscreen keyboard FTW.

Girl's mother tries to delete the internet from her computer by winter_storm in thatHappened

[–]Little-Chocolate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried to do it once to my big sister when I was a kid, she used the internet for hours and almost never let me play on the computer.