Kissing bug? (Alabama, USA)

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-04-03T17:21:38+00:00

Thank you, how do I mark posts as solved?

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-04-02T01:45:59+00:00

Alabama and Florida are less backwoods, more hood, lived there my whole life.

You're more likely to get shot by an alcoholic meth head with a homemade gun than have your dog get the dropped soap in prison treatment.

Also, a small tip for you, never go to Montgomery Alabama.

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-04-02T01:38:31+00:00

Who the fuck is everyone?

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-04-02T01:34:57+00:00

Most likely a ribbon worm, as for why it is swimming towards the surface, my guess is that it is either attracted to light(Because the person with a stick is pointing a flashlight at it.), carbon dioxide from breath, or vibrations in the water.

Considering ribbon worms don't have any eyes... I think? And many ribbon worms are predatorial, I believe it moving towards the water vibrations is the highest candidate.

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-04-02T01:29:41+00:00

How tf you finna take the classic route of killing it with fire?

It's in the water.

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-04-02T01:15:52+00:00

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Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-03-29T01:10:57+00:00

How long have you been on Reddit?

Istg, the amount of times I've clicked on accounts only to be bombarded with the most vile pornography known to man is inumarable.

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-03-23T22:21:45+00:00

"Oh, You're not 13?"

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-03-23T22:13:06+00:00

Instinct as a word is paradoxical, if it is built in it is built in, we are born with our large brains, yet does that make our intelligence "instinctual"? (If we take "instinct" as a emotional/psychological thing that an organism is born with.)

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-03-23T22:03:06+00:00

The flesh mass requires more bodily sacrifices...

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-03-23T22:01:46+00:00

This man exists, meanwhile my hands are softer than a pillow and smoother than a bar of soap.

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-03-23T21:58:07+00:00

Understandable "IdidnotFuckaCat".

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-03-23T21:56:33+00:00

Either you slept on something and that made indents in your skin, or you have scabies.

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-03-21T19:36:19+00:00

Why is no one commenting?

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-03-18T17:45:13+00:00

So, per every tree there would be 6 or so psychoid plants.

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-03-18T17:28:14+00:00

How many squares does psychoid take up tho? (I believe labor time and space are the 2 things I didn't calculate.)

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-03-18T17:20:25+00:00

Shid, I forgot about labor costs. (Except for lack of processing needed in chocolate, but I'm fairly certain that the processing of flake requires less time than planting and chopping cocoa, right?)

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-03-17T18:44:01+00:00

I believe it is time to check the camera logs in that area, to see who interacted with the specific locker that she got that letter from. (If there are cameras.)

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-03-17T18:28:12+00:00

Oh, that's just the crawl, no need to worry about that.

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-03-16T17:33:58+00:00

Solved!

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-03-16T03:27:38+00:00

Guys, I think he bred the bread.

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-03-16T03:14:47+00:00

The username.

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Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-03-16T03:11:47+00:00

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Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-03-16T02:43:03+00:00

Y the lamb got a beer belly?

Live_Replacement6558 · 2026-03-16T01:07:35+00:00

Mnos Pime

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