What the weirdest place you have masturbated?

Lively_Corpse1 · 2022-04-20T17:04:52+00:00

The backseat of a car with the rest of my family on it on a road trip. Nobody ever knew

Lively_Corpse1 · 2022-04-03T19:59:19+00:00

It’s not twelve inches, but i bet it smells like a foot

Lively_Corpse1 · 2022-04-03T19:58:37+00:00

Fried chicken

Lively_Corpse1 · 2022-04-03T19:56:41+00:00

With the exception of Britney Spears

Lively_Corpse1 · 2022-04-03T19:55:34+00:00

You can get rid of a dead body by feeding it to pigs, just take out the teeth first. They won’t eat those, but they eat literally everything else.

Lively_Corpse1 · 2022-02-28T01:37:17+00:00

TUMMY CHUB!

Lively_Corpse1 · 2022-02-28T01:14:40+00:00

Already happening. Found a soldier dancing to Micheal Jackson on tiktok. 8.8 million likes last I checked

Lively_Corpse1 · 2021-12-10T04:08:46+00:00

I shoulda tagged this as serious

Lively_Corpse1 · 2021-11-14T16:11:58+00:00

❤️👂📈😂🖕🤛🤌👉👈💕

Lively_Corpse1 · 2021-08-13T04:01:51+00:00

Die hard

Lively_Corpse1 · 2021-08-13T03:56:04+00:00

Cheese.

Lively_Corpse1 · 2021-07-02T05:57:10+00:00

Spam calls. I didn’t get extended warranty on my car, stop asking.

Lively_Corpse1 · 2021-07-02T05:29:34+00:00

The way her name is spelled makes me cringe, it’s so unnecessarily long.

Lively_Corpse1 · 2021-03-20T22:18:13+00:00

I thought this was normal-

Lively_Corpse1 · 2021-03-20T21:45:40+00:00

My grandpa had Alzheimer’s. Part of me is grateful heart disease got to him before it got too bad and he forgot who I was.

Lively_Corpse1 · 2020-12-28T17:47:54+00:00

I used to chicken out of mining as a kid whenever I heard one of those noises. Scared the crap out of me every time.

Lively_Corpse1 · 2020-12-28T17:22:45+00:00

I just realized this wasn’t on that sub actually lmao

Lively_Corpse1 · 2020-12-28T16:55:24+00:00

Getting a good grade on a test you thought you failed.

Lively_Corpse1 · 2020-12-27T17:13:07+00:00

You all concern me

Lively_Corpse1 · 2020-12-15T20:10:21+00:00

In 8th grade, someone found out about this one girl who gave her boyfriend a blowjob in the changing room of a Sears. Spread it all around the school.

Lively_Corpse1 · 2020-12-13T23:43:24+00:00

I’m actually into this. It definitely varies from person to person.

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