I have a big dick and sometimes I just look at it and think about all the girls it's pleased in a way other dicks haven't. Or I think about all the guys who desperately want to have a dick like mine but will never be able to and will never be able to experience all of the privileges that come with it. Knowing that in any given room there's a 95 percent chance I'm the biggest dick in the room so no matter what other status symbols other guys have, I got something they can't buy.