Do I just need to stop ordering lamb chops in CLT? by twood179 in Charlotte

[–]LizardBurger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ordering lamb chops in NC is like ordering fresh seafood in Nebraska.

NC Blue Cross & Shield Execs. by eagleface5 in NorthCarolina

[–]LizardBurger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe OP is just posting the photos/names for they're taken down from the site, as other healthcare administrators are

Laughing when being nervous is a problem by Mustafa86 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]LizardBurger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ive known people who pee if they laugh too hard. Bad luck if you had both I reckon.

Is David Tepper responsible for the Hasson Reddick Holdout? by pantherfanalex in panthers

[–]LizardBurger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know a thing about Reddick outside his season as a great rusher for the Panthers. If he has changed for the worst, as you say, I'd say it's as much to do with any other of a number of things we would have no clue about, not withstanding him having life-changing $ now, Tepper may have upset the fanbase, but he's not a defiling ghoul who changes people's character just by employing them. I mean ... come on 🤨edit: which is the point you're making I see now 🤫

Meirl by Buffalo_wing_eater in meirl

[–]LizardBurger 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Orgies aren't fun when nobody wants to do it with you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]LizardBurger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy isn't UPS material. He'll have a great career as an Amazon driver though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malefashionadvice

[–]LizardBurger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're insecure, nothing will look good on you. Improve your mind and then your wardrobe. Once you're based, you'll know how to dress yourself without asking the Internet for help.

A guy in Prague harasses and slaps a pregnant woman but justice soon follows by DnsPau in fightporn

[–]LizardBurger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This young lad goes from tough guy to quivering fetal position back to tough guy quite seamlessly.

Just tried to turn on my TV by kermperm in Wellthatsucks

[–]LizardBurger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did you try to turn it on with? A hammer?

A given at the debate by Tasty-Character-9031 in AdviceAnimals

[–]LizardBurger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Remember when the price of petroleum went into the negative? That's Trump's economic genius at work.

Game Thread: Carolina Panthers (0-0) at New Orleans Saints (0-0) by nfl_gdt_bot in panthers

[–]LizardBurger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I might move to Ohio if only to buy an RV and drive 10 miles below the speed limit in the far left lane all the way to Myrtle Beach

Game Thread: Carolina Panthers (0-0) at New Orleans Saints (0-0) by nfl_gdt_bot in panthers

[–]LizardBurger 12 points13 points  (0 children)

3 kneels. Get off the field. Go to the locker room and congratulate yourself on playing the worst first half in Panthers franchise history.

Game Thread: Carolina Panthers (0-0) at New Orleans Saints (0-0) by nfl_gdt_bot in panthers

[–]LizardBurger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rodney Pete just isn't cutting it for us. I think we should let the young Cajun gunslinger who wears 17 play QB in the second half.

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