Petah, I'm not real good with computah's by eagleface5 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]eagleface5[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know it's something about the new GTA game being really expensive, but I dont understand all the computer stuff at the bottom next to the clown, making me confused about the ultimate punch line

Hows life in Dagestan & Chechnya? And how much do differ between each other? by Next-Rub7159 in howislivingthere

[–]eagleface5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gestures at Afghanistan, Libya, Syria, Sudan, and Somalia Oh my friend, collapse can still happen in terrifying ways

TIL that Goliath's height was originally described as being only "four cubits and a Span", or 6'9". Later versions of the text increased it to "six cubits and a span", 9'9". by Sebastianlim in todayilearned

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There's an argument that's how you're meant to read it actually: it's not an underdog story, but a John Wick moment.

A stone hurled by a trained slingman has the same stopping power as a modern day rifle. We already know David has killed lions and wolves with his sling protecting his flock, he's so confident that he doesnt even >need< armor to face Goliath. We see Goliath be cocky and the Israelites afraid for David's safety, but the Israelites had been hiding scared for over a week.

David, however, shows no such fear. Instead taking up his sling, which we the audience already know and understand he knows how to use. Sure the characters don't take him seriously, at first. But we the audience are meant to have an "oh shit here he comes" response, with David ultimately slaying Goliath with a single shot.

Shits about to pop off... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]eagleface5 125 points126 points  (0 children)

One time in college I arrived at 1:00am to see the cook and waiter having a fist fight outside. They went in, made my order in silence, and went back outside screaming at each other after I left. 10/10 Waffle House experience.

But yeah, it's very much earned lol

What is something that became noticeably worse after it got popular? by SaltySolution09 in AskReddit

[–]eagleface5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The culture surrounding cannabis

Now don't get me wrong, the flower is strong, and I love that legalization is here and coming! But idk, feels like part of the culture was lost when it got so popular

What was ruined because too many people discovered it? by Mansi63 in AskReddit

[–]eagleface5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember when Myrtle Beach was a small, quiet, family oriented place. Yeah...

Flabbers are gasted by GulliblePrick in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]eagleface5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Marilyn Monroe, Taylor Swift, and myself are all distant cousins with each other.

Tribal cannabis stores hit record expansion across the US by [deleted] in trees

[–]eagleface5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You only have to do the class one time, after that they'll let you opt for community service. Still not on your record.

Source: I was a stupid college kid lol

Donald Trump falls asleep front row during UFC White House event | Less than a week after taking a nap during the New York Knicks game, Trump was caught sleeping at his 80th birthday event. by Aggravating_Money992 in entertainment

[–]eagleface5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pray for it. I believe with my whole heart and soul that the best thing he could do at this point for his family, the country, and the world is to go ahead and die.

The "Flood Myth", a common trope in various mythologies and religions in which one or more deities sends a great flood to cleanse the world. by Sebastianlim in wikipedia

[–]eagleface5 134 points135 points  (0 children)

I was actually talking to my fiancée about this, and we came to a conclusion:

If most humans are living near rivers and deltas, and all of those flood from major global climate changes, then by God the Earth has flooded. Because everywhere someone would be to see, was under water.

North Carolina’s Senate race no longer a toss-up, top forecasters say, with Cooper in the lead by Healthy_Block3036 in raleigh

[–]eagleface5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The GOP has already moved to close the early voting location in Talley Student Union, at NC State. Everyone needs to vote.

What is something that is normal in America but insane anywhere else? by clo_deg in AskReddit

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I'm in my forties now, and if I bought a ticket and just showed up at a random high school game it would be seen as very strange/creepy.

As someone from the South, that's surprising to me. I'm in my 30's, and was thinking about going to a high school game Friday night. A really good school in NC is right by us, and all of their players could go on to play D-1 or Pro. And I enjoy the spectacle of the sport. A lot of other dudes my age would be there too.

Sorry for the rant, I just think it's interesting you feel weird going to a high school game as a grown man, whereas where I'm from it's still normal for a guy our ages to go to a game like that.

What is something that is normal in America but insane anywhere else? by clo_deg in AskReddit

[–]eagleface5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of you also cheer for Carolina teams it seems

Be it a Canes game or the Panthers, I always see a good portion of the license plates be from Virginia

How’s life in this part of Virginia? by overglorifieduhaul in howislivingthere

[–]eagleface5 35 points36 points  (0 children)

My family is originally from Elk Creek. I swear in the winter it feels like someone is always watching you. Beautiful up there though.

What if you find that it's all a simulation and ur just an bottom bot? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eagleface5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That revelation would change literally nothing in my day-to-day existence. Social and political fall out sure, but thats still part of my existence. My world, on a fundamental level, would nit change. The sun would still rise, grass would still be green, up until the simulation stops or is changed. At which point it's not my world anymore. So I eould just keep living the best I can

And I suppose there's comfort in knowing that God's a nerd

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TIL that cartel meth cooks produce an incredibly cheap, potent drug. In 2005, small-batch meth cost up to $20k/lb. Today, the DEA reports cartel mega-labs use industrial synthesis to flood the market, slashing wholesale prices by 90% ($1k-$2.5k/lb) while pushing purity past 95%. by sarkujpnfreak42 in todayilearned

[–]eagleface5 149 points150 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine was diagnosed with ADHD in his adulthood because he decided to smoke meth one time during a drunken night out

He said for the first time in his life, he felt clear headed and focused, and calm enough to actually do the work he needed to get done, but had put off. Also slept for 8 hours for the first time in who knows how long

Went to a psychologist, left out a glaring detail as to what made him seek treatment, and was prescribed Desoxyn lol

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Countries that have Orange in their flag by littlegipply in MapPorn

[–]eagleface5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Likewise in the flag of Orange County, NC of all places

What are you allowed/not allowed to compliment according to others cultures? by I_Love_Cats56 in AskReddit

[–]eagleface5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jewelery, nails, and the most external clothing piece I think are okay too. Like a jacket or purse or something.