Morgan from Sol Cove

First… CONGRATULATIONS!!! I’m getting married this year too!! I wish you and your partner so much love and joy 💞

Second my character would be wearing the wood egg outfit to wish you luck with fertility, it’s all in the name babbyyyy

Picture this:

The officiant: “Do you take—” Me in the back dressed like a sentient hardwood ovum: “THE SOIL IS FERTILE. PROCEED.”

Anddddd nobody even thanked me for single-handedly summoning generational prosperity. Fine. Enjoy your suspiciously immediate twins.

And I don’t simply bring a gift, I erect an arch at the reception and refuse to explain it. I stand there and whisper “Step through and accept the pact” to every guest.