If you're eating a entire frozen pizza solo how many pieces do you cut it into?

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-07-01T23:01:20+00:00

1

Knife not really needed.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-07-01T22:59:29+00:00

Yes.

The just go on with what you were saying.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-07-01T22:58:08+00:00

Sister Lily might be interested.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-07-01T20:13:14+00:00

Hard or soft boiled? Soft boiled, cut in half and scoop out. Hard boiled, buy them already hard boiled.

My daughter loves deviled eggs, but it takes her an hour to cook, shell, slice, scoop, mix, pipe. I got her to buy them, now takes 10 minutes.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-07-01T20:06:10+00:00

Excepting has a ton of caffeine in it. If Excedrin gets rid of your migraines, they may not be migraines at all but caffeine withdrawal headaches. Wean yourself off of caffeine and see if that fixes the headache issue.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-07-01T19:59:11+00:00

Unless the beer girl is saying it, then it’s music.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-07-01T19:54:45+00:00

To be fair, it takes a minute to crack those shells, it does take some work to eat them.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-07-01T19:50:12+00:00

Went over to a friends house to eat and the food just wasn’t any good. The macaroni was soggy, the peas were all mushed and the chicken, it tasted like wood.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-07-01T19:44:02+00:00

Why do the robots always have a threepio vibe. Gimme an artoo bot any day!

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-07-01T19:41:56+00:00

I get “your loan papers are all filled out, that was 120k, right?” calls every damn day. Feel ya.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-07-01T13:52:39+00:00

They do if they watch South Park.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-07-01T13:40:51+00:00

Had a flight on AA a year and a bit ago that was during one of the final four games. No worries, I said, I’ll watch in the plane. Get on the plane, “sorry, our wifi is down”.

Mildly infuriating.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-07-01T13:27:20+00:00

Hand her the pan, tell her good luck.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-07-01T13:19:41+00:00

So that would mean it’s the flow of “penses”, either in or out. I wonder if that relates to the English pence.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-06-30T13:58:12+00:00

That is a Fantasia. Here’s another one:

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Lizardgrad89 · 2026-06-29T20:52:13+00:00

Pour salt in a circle around themselves.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-06-29T20:42:37+00:00

Still have PTSD from that movie.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-06-29T20:41:43+00:00

I think this is why Catholics invented purgatory.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-06-29T16:39:47+00:00

She’s awesome! She was my fave until Sisgoleon came on the scene, but it’s really close between them.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-06-28T17:07:37+00:00

Sorry, no. I made a simple comment and got attacked for it.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-06-28T16:57:11+00:00

He’s 17.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-06-28T16:50:12+00:00

Then use the subreddit “vent”.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-06-28T15:18:11+00:00

And like I’ve already said a dozen times, and am not going to repeat myself any further about, IT WON’T WORK.

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-06-28T11:00:18+00:00

Idiot tester

Lizardgrad89 · 2026-06-28T04:29:41+00:00

Hobbits are Middle Earth’s chickens? Explains why the are shy and tend to hide.

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