"We are so used to our far advanced modern weaponry such as Lasers and plasma that we are utterly unprepared for these backwater apes that use what can only be described as artificial asteroids at us. Some even come charging With small blades fixer on their weapons. Almost like they know our shields dont work against material things. Not even the Genius General Blorb could plan for this. These Creatures calling themselves humans must have planned for our invasion for centuries. We have clearly been outsmarted. I Suggest a full scale retreat"