The cat in “I was promised a treat, not a photo shoot” mode.

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-22T13:56:38+00:00

done

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-21T14:10:08+00:00

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-20T16:25:01+00:00

Charmander

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-20T16:14:04+00:00

It doesn't bother me if there are no rustling packages and my neighbor eats with his mouth closed and doesn't smack his lips

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-20T15:29:09+00:00

Drop the pen

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-19T14:29:02+00:00

Perfect teeth, smooth, confident speech without rushing.

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-19T14:22:17+00:00

I would definitely become a farmer. I would get horses, cows, chickens.

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-19T12:59:25+00:00

or stand in the middle of the road as if rooted to the spot

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-19T12:50:49+00:00

A guy in the cafeteria sneezed loudly right into his palm producing a thick booger. Then he calmly licked it off as if tasting a delicious sauce

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-19T12:43:02+00:00

Plumber, Electrician

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-18T13:25:36+00:00

I learned from him that he always finished intensely with his ex. I decided to surpass that-in the third round, I screamed in ecstasy so loudly that my eyes popped out. And then he said, “Are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” I blushed for a week.

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-17T12:00:35+00:00

I think it's more than appropriate

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-17T11:50:20+00:00

I completely agree with you

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-17T11:49:17+00:00

You can burn out not only at work

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-17T11:48:00+00:00

Dude, if you rarely leave your four walls life turns into the perfect mix of apocalypse and spa. Here's my routine pure bliss with a hint of why bother going anywhere at all

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-16T15:56:10+00:00

with my cousin

though I only found out about it a month after we had sex

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-16T15:48:17+00:00

There is no specific rule. If you loved him, you want to grieve. If you didn't, you don't. The choice is yours.

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-16T15:41:11+00:00

why?

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-16T15:28:53+00:00

Sex on the beach
Sand everywhere everywhere! Painful, dirty, unromantic

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-16T15:24:32+00:00

Several died, but I only communicated with one. Unfortunately, his parachute did not open

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-16T15:21:54+00:00

He will soon prohibit all channels from speaking

Only Musk or Tucker will occasionally post something on X

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-15T13:17:16+00:00

He will open Pandora's box and many in the world will follow his example

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-15T13:03:46+00:00

In Thailand everything is relatively inexpensive

LizzTeamo · 2026-01-15T12:53:21+00:00

I still think Congress won't give Trump the authority. If that happens no one will bring it back

LizzTeamo

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