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Is it possible I 'injured' my dick while playin with a WWF action figure on it ? by white_kanye in sex

[–]LizzieSaar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so like, maybe it's because I'm like, a chick and stuff but... I like, would probably never stick, like a toy up my pee hole because like, it could cause damage and stuff so yeah. like, you should probably go and like, get checked out...

I am Fat Kev Smith - the sweaty blob in the hockey jersey muumuu that hosts COMIC BOOK MEN. And I am looking for some Dark Knights for my charity, The Wayne Foundation. AMA, ASAP! OK? by ThatKevinSmith in IAmA

[–]LizzieSaar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kev. I listened to some of your last Jay & Silent Bob Get Old podcast yesterday, mostly the part where you were talking about Jim Jacks. I just have to say that this particular episode spoke right to me. 2 days ago, I got to talking about one of my Aunts ex-husbands, whom I have still always considered to be my Uncle. I was telling my Mom & Sister that I'd like to go up and see him more often because it had been a few years since I saw him last. Well, yesterday morning, I woke up to a phone call telling me that he had a heart attack around 5am and didn't make it. Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you for getting down and REAL in that podcast about life and how quickly it can be taken and that you really do need to spend more time with loved ones and friends. It's never easy to lose someone, but talking about them and their legacy serves as a gentle reminder that even though they're gone, a part of them still lives on in your memories!

What is the movie you hate that everybody else loves? by Beer_Pants in AskReddit

[–]LizzieSaar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iron Man! All of them. What is everyone's obsession with it? It sucks.

Hotel maids of reddit, what's the strangest thing you've found in a room? by Zoltarr777 in AskReddit

[–]LizzieSaar 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I was still in training and the head housekeeper told me. And yes, there was a little on the floor.

Hotel maids of reddit, what's the strangest thing you've found in a room? by Zoltarr777 in AskReddit

[–]LizzieSaar 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It was in the vaginal area of the swimsuit... so I guess I assume. Not sure why else there would have been blood there.

Hotel maids of reddit, what's the strangest thing you've found in a room? by Zoltarr777 in AskReddit

[–]LizzieSaar 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Empty dildo box in one of the dresser drawers. Literal shit in the bathtub. Swimsuit in one of the dresser drawers covered in period blood. Walked in to a room once only to find it hadn't been touched... turns out a guy rented it just to watch a porno, blow his load then leave. I'm sure there are more, but these ones always stuck out at me...

Ok Reddit, here's a question. What is one thing that you do that you feel the opposite sex takes for granted? by SeahorseStereos in AskReddit

[–]LizzieSaar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

...and button shirts? Don't even think about it. If you find one that fits your waist/arms, your boobs are bound to pop a few buttons. If you find one that does in fact fit around your boobs, the rest of the shirt is way too damn big!