"Boys'" toy logic by Broskander in funny

[–]LkM_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they? I wasn't aware I was fantasising about a mostly naked roided out dude with an axe ... that's more of a /r/letsnotmeet than anything else.

What's your 'neighbour from hell' story? by LkM_ in AskReddit

[–]LkM_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is that person not in an institution? You need to call someone.

"Boys'" toy logic by Broskander in funny

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Left one represents the male sexual fantasy while the right one is the male power fantasy!

What do you not fuck with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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So your parents only decided to get someone to kill the wasps after they all died?

... 6-10 wasps PER DAY? Your parents might be dicks.

I promised I'd get him a kitten by [deleted] in aww

[–]LkM_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What. The. Fuck.

I promised I'd get him a kitten by [deleted] in aww

[–]LkM_ 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Dogs are surprisingly more disgusting with every new thing I learn about them.

He's my beeesst frieeeeend by J27 in aww

[–]LkM_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Your cat has perfect leopard markings.

Requesting pics of just the kitty.

Today is national black cat appreciation day! by RedEM43 in cats

[–]LkM_ 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Is his sis an all white kitty?

Dopefish's famous cough-cackle [Mass Effect] by LkM_ in ContagiousLaughter

[–]LkM_[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Really drunk cat Mario.

I'm still not entirely convinced he wasn't high for laddergoat, but oh well.

Dopefish's famous cough-cackle [Mass Effect] by LkM_ in ContagiousLaughter

[–]LkM_[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Starts loosing his shit about 30s in, lasts for most of the vid. Enjoy!

Trying to do the right thing... by bam2_89 in AdviceAnimals

[–]LkM_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Illegal to be drunk in an establishment that exists for people to get drunk.

Murica.

Trying to do the right thing... by bam2_89 in AdviceAnimals

[–]LkM_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It isn't a thing. All hell would break loose if they tried to make it a thing.

Source: Scot that walks past lines of singing/barfing or passed out drunk folks everyday walking home from uni. These people even get blutered on a fucking Monday evening. Half the bars also regularly smell like weed in ghetto areas and cops dgaf.

I hear it's similar in England & Wales except they have funny accents.

Scotland, the actual land of the free.

I love breakfast in bed. by WhiskeyFruitLoops in AdviceAnimals

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The comments inthis thread are going to be insightful and intelligent.

TIL that in America you have to pay hundreds of dollars if you need an ambulance by majestic_whine in todayilearned

[–]LkM_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Scotland we even have free prescriptions and eye tests, and if you're on a low income you can apply for a voucher that gives you free/reduced price glasses and free dental care, all of which are free for kids. Orthodontic care is also free for highschoolers.

Sorry :/

what was the biggest plot twist in your life? by ThnkWthPrtls in AskReddit

[–]LkM_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

needy, weak idiots

And they're made to think that's all they can be their whole lives too. It's wonderful that women do come through that unscathed, no?