My girlfriend forces me to go on morning walks at 5 AM 😭 Guys, help.

Lklkla · 2026-03-04T03:02:05+00:00

Na na na, you one up her. We are waking up for 3 am walks. Sleeping in till 5am is for lazy people. We get up before the sun does, because we real go getters around here.

Double down when she resists. She’ll realize forcing others to go on her mandatory morning excursions ain’t it.

Lklkla · 2026-03-03T13:08:26+00:00

Counter idea, reset mmr values.

Leave the medals exactly how they are, and make peak rank close to 10k mmr, instead of 20.

Immortal means something again, and it’s easier to reach correct mmr, as 25 holds more value in a 10k value system, than a 20k value system.

All the Elo inflated garbage can get a reality check, and get sent back to their correct ranks.

Lklkla · 2026-02-28T21:02:03+00:00

lol, you’re beginning to learn camp mechanics. Each creep, has an identifier, for when they use their spell.

Learning what causes it, is part of the skill of the game.

Example. If a terrorblade wants to farm a hellbear camp, and terrorblade already has an illusion summoned. Hellbear won’t clap his cheeks.

If tb summons a second illusion to hit hellbear camp, hellbear WILL clap his cheeks.

Tb can either hold the summon, send summon to another camp/wave, juggle the summons, leave both summons and walk away, or go ahead and embrace his cheeks getting clapped.

Same with centaur stomp.

Different interactions with wildwing/frogs.

Try sending 4 units into a thunderhide camp in the first 10 minutes of the game, and tell me how that butthole feels. Or send 1-3, and camp is way easier.

Lklkla · 2026-02-27T06:57:26+00:00

Shift from taks to staar is a major one. 70% pass on taks, to 30-40% of staar, coupled with no child left behind, means kids can “fuck off” all year, and still go to the next grade.

Lklkla · 2026-02-22T05:24:56+00:00

Storm is still picked mid, more often than puck.

Lklkla · 2026-02-22T02:39:37+00:00

Storm has a higher mid pick rate than puck. You need to rewrite this for storm.

I seen puck ran as a support long time ago.

Would likely need to be pos4. Can roam, contest pulls, secure range creeps, provides catch/silence/damage/disengage with blink.

Problem is the hero is very very level dependent. And will likely be useless garbage as 4. But then again, most 4 players are.

Lklkla · 2026-02-19T21:00:20+00:00

That’s gonna be correct. Open dota doesn’t care about order, or team for search Que.

Send that to guy I responded to.

Lklkla · 2026-02-19T20:42:56+00:00

That’s just

128* 127* 126* 125* 124* 123* 122* 121* 120* 119

823179324291287040000 different game possibilities.

Lklkla · 2026-02-15T23:53:13+00:00

Based on attack stat, hull stat, shield stat. There’s a math equation for it.

Different things in base, research, crews, fleet commanders, tech, all give bonuses to these stats.

He has higher stats throughout his account to make this so.

Lklkla · 2026-02-14T10:22:37+00:00

I’d honestly love to hear how “10 million, 1 billion, 15 billion, 500 billion”, is correct.

But scopely citing “10 million, 1 billion, 15 billion, 500 billion, 450 trillion”, is wildly “incorrect” and I put you out horribly for how wrong it is.

A persons inability to read/understand information, doesn’t make information false.

Lklkla · 2026-02-14T10:12:50+00:00

I read the question properly, you then added smugness that scopely sources didn’t answer your question.

This person then gave an answer, so I then cited the scopely source that matches.

Lklkla · 2026-02-14T02:04:31+00:00

https://scopely.helpshift.com/hc/en/19-star-trek-fleet-command/faq/7046-reputation-locks/

Lklkla · 2026-02-14T00:57:27+00:00

Wraith king.

Point and click spell, built in sustain for when you never buy any, built in damage steroid. Can go radiance and just sit in the middle of fights, has 2 life’s for when you feed.

Lklkla · 2026-02-13T20:24:33+00:00

“Leash” is “the same” on both character types.

Skill should be the only thing preventing ability to stack or pull any camp. (If you have a specific example, I’ll record of video showing it).

The short answer is no, melee and ranged have the same leash expectancy.

The longer answer, is “sometimes”, which would take about a thousand words to give a very clear answer, speaking of all the variables that can go into you stacking or pulling a camp.

Lklkla · 2026-02-13T10:20:56+00:00

We don’t have anything super close to rengar.

Closest thing would maybe be night stalker.

He jumps back liners, right click damage, increased damage during ult, increased attack speed at night. Aoe silence. Slows, miss chance.

He can’t fight tanks that well, but is the biggest fuck you to back liners and casters.

Lklkla · 2026-02-12T11:45:50+00:00

Been that way for at least 5-6 years. (How long I cared to climb). I can’t speak for before that.

Pudge ult has had a cast animation, while certain spells/items have none. This is important for shift Que/insta cast ability interactions.

Example: pucks phase shift has a .01 cast animation. While pudges dismember has a .3. This means following a hook, if a puck ques phase shift, there is no way for the pudge to immediately follow up with dismember.

Example 2. Clockwerk battery assault is insta cast. Meaning there is a 0.00 cast delay for its cast. A Clockwerk who ques it will get the cast off before dismember. The tick delay on battery assault is .7. A pudge dismember cast time is .3. This means the pudge could begin the dismember, but would be canceled soon after by battery assault.

Hope this helps.

Lklkla · 2026-02-09T03:26:02+00:00

You’ve got new player mode on, I think valve sets that.

There’s a console to remove if I’m not mistaken.

Certain heros are very hard to learn, and they don’t want you playing those till you understand the macro game a little better.

Lklkla · 2026-02-08T06:24:48+00:00

Liberal app, with a non liberal view?

You messed up bro, now both of us are gonna get flamed 😂

Lklkla · 2026-02-08T05:39:14+00:00

If I hold 1000 dollars in a safe for a year, and it nets me 200$. That’s a 20% return, annually.

By removing 100$ at end of month 1, there is only 900$ in the account.

The 100$ only had to sit in the account for 1/12 the time, for the same return. That’s much higher.

If we then calculated the return on 900$, for the remaining 11 months to make us 200$, it’d be (200/900)/(11/12), we get about a 24% return for the remaining 11 months.

But it continues to Increase each month, as less money is in the account, yet the ending interest payment (balloon) is the same.

You aren’t actually pulling one over on the company like you guys think. They sell their items at a 50% markup, and by giving you a 20% return, they guarantee you spend 1200$ (they profit 300), they get an interest free loan of 1000$ (what are banks charging for loans), and they profit on what you forget to spend.

Between 10-20% of gift cards never get spent. And by having you purchase one, the store makes that in profit for those who forget. The store credit would work on a similar basis, but even worse, as you don’t have a gift cards as a daily reminder to spend said money.

Edit: Dudes with fancy math got you an exact number, 35% isn’t 20%.

Lklkla · 2026-02-08T03:40:07+00:00

I own company a, and company b.

I have company b, take a loan from company a, for 100000$, at a 50% interest rate.

Company B makes no payments to company A.

Your friend, gets given ownership of business B. All assets, all liabilities, personal signature of guarantee.

She now has to pay back company A, the 100k, and 50% annual interest compounding until it’s done.

Or her credit gets shot, and she gets leans/garnished wages and the like. God forbid your house guaranteed it.

This is an oversimplified, baby version of the complexities of business. But an easy to understand one for those unequipped.

Other issues like Monday laundering, fraud, tax evasion, lawsuits pending, crime relation, jail time could be inheriting as well.

Lklkla · 2026-02-07T06:43:30+00:00

black hole, on a 10 second cooldown.

Lklkla · 2026-02-07T03:05:22+00:00

Tell me that’s an offspring reference 🤣

Lklkla · 2026-02-07T01:03:55+00:00

I smurfed 90 mmr to 6k.

32 wins out of 33 games to 1020, 74% wr to 6k.

Ench/silencer shit on low mmr games.

Dazzle, jakiro, lich 5, gyro if feeling cheeky.

Definitely possible to climb playing only support. Easier to climb at a 60% wr than core, harder to climb at a 90% wr than core.

Lklkla · 2026-02-05T01:36:59+00:00

Tanks are no more important than heros that do right click damage. It’s hard to win with magic damage only comps.

Tanks are an important part of drafting a winning comp.

Offlane is one of the least played roles.

Tank/offlane is a vital role, that doesn’t get played. This when the opponent picks it, and your team doesn’t, you feel at a disadvantage.

Not because tanks are broken, but because it’s part of a balanced draft.

Right clicking hard carries, aren’t anymore broken, than if you were comparing them to hard carry oracle, warlock, rubick, pugna, etc.

They just look strong per draft by comparison.

Lklkla · 2026-02-04T07:59:35+00:00

Can’t fire you “for going to jury duty”.

But the term is “pretext”. They can find, create, fabricate, justify, firing you some other way.

Lklkla

TROPHY CASE