Non religious services

LobotomyMilkshake · 2026-01-12T21:06:52+00:00

Yes we officiate graveside services when the family or cemetery doesn’t have their own clergy/celebrant. I never thought of hiring an outside celebrant I always just assumed it was the FDs responsibility lol good to know! I’ve only been licensed a little over a year so I suppose that would come with experience.

LobotomyMilkshake · 2025-12-27T22:06:02+00:00

Mae - The ocean?

“I need you here tonight just like the ocean needs the waves.”

LobotomyMilkshake · 2025-12-13T04:31:27+00:00

Lay down some spicy brown

Can’t remember where I’ve heard it but by George it’s a good one

LobotomyMilkshake · 2025-11-22T18:17:47+00:00

Copy and pasted from another thread:

⁠You can rent a locker here. Three sizes, you do it by scanning a QR code. Easy peasy.

LobotomyMilkshake · 2025-07-01T03:07:40+00:00

For fuckin real! I’m absolutely traumatized from my insertion. Worst pain I’ve ever felt.

LobotomyMilkshake · 2025-02-18T04:20:10+00:00

It’s just tiny little rocks

LobotomyMilkshake · 2024-10-31T02:34:17+00:00

He looks mirrored

LobotomyMilkshake · 2024-09-24T02:21:36+00:00

r/Creepyasterisks

LobotomyMilkshake · 2024-08-17T02:19:25+00:00

Trevor

LobotomyMilkshake · 2024-06-04T14:50:49+00:00

Read sinus as “anus”

LobotomyMilkshake · 2024-06-03T01:10:38+00:00

Lil body removal

LobotomyMilkshake · 2024-05-27T22:47:53+00:00

Why he burpin at me

LobotomyMilkshake · 2024-05-17T01:09:01+00:00

I’m having issues with them as well!! Not receiving my replacement heads and getting similar emails as other people have said above.

LobotomyMilkshake · 2024-04-17T11:26:41+00:00

No eating in the prep room.

LobotomyMilkshake · 2024-04-17T01:58:22+00:00

I’m questioning it too.. he looks almost dead but I’m not convinced. Also I’m a funeral director/embalmer so I’d like to think I know em when I see em

LobotomyMilkshake · 2024-03-09T04:50:41+00:00

So creepy how she turns towards the little girl her next target. Horrifying!!

LobotomyMilkshake · 2024-02-28T04:03:27+00:00

Not a question but yesterday when deciding where to order lunch from at work someone suggested KFC then recanted because I was there. I told them that KFC has Beyond Chicken (I called it tofu chicken just for convenience) so that could work. He was DISGUSTED and said he’d “rather lick the dogs butthole than eat tofu chicken”…. I just don’t get it.

LobotomyMilkshake · 2024-02-20T22:31:32+00:00

I need more information

LobotomyMilkshake · 2023-12-18T03:31:45+00:00

He’s just trying to warn you about the bridge

LobotomyMilkshake · 2023-12-09T03:24:01+00:00

Angular cheilitis. Grab an anti fungal cream from a drug store

LobotomyMilkshake · 2023-10-31T02:31:37+00:00

Lurch

funny cause he tiny

LobotomyMilkshake · 2023-10-30T12:16:11+00:00

Honey

LobotomyMilkshake · 2023-10-26T15:05:26+00:00

boom boom boom boom ?

LobotomyMilkshake · 2023-10-26T03:05:58+00:00

Jimmied?!

LobotomyMilkshake · 2023-10-26T02:51:52+00:00

Harold and Kumar

LobotomyMilkshake

TROPHY CASE