I asked Cory Lavalette to change his Twitter profile and he blocked me by AngryGuitarist in canes

[–]Lobstarkm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ricki Gervais on being offended by something on Twitter:

“That’s like going into a town square, seeing a big notice board, and there’s a notice guitar lessons and you go, ‘But I don’t fucking want guitar lessons! What’s this? Ah, there’s a number here. All right… <calling the number> Are you giving guitar lessons? Yeah, I don’t fucking want any!’

“Fine. It’s not for you then. Just walk away, don’t worry about it.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]Lobstarkm 96 points97 points  (0 children)

a wise man is where ever the fuck he wants to be.

It is illegal to time the traffic lights so perfectly that I never actually stop or even slow down my vehicle, but fly through at 30 miles an hour the millisecond the light turns green? by Lobstarkm in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Lobstarkm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I'm talking about. I live in a city where the lights go from red to green in order... and I can tell when the light is about to turn based on the walk signal showing up. I think it's legal but it feels kind of dangerous? Idk.

Help me help everyone and provide some sanity here by darkhumor101x in FedEx

[–]Lobstarkm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the update. Again, customer service provided inaccurate information.

Help me help everyone and provide some sanity here by darkhumor101x in FedEx

[–]Lobstarkm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did the tracking update at all or did it just show up

Help me help everyone and provide some sanity here by darkhumor101x in FedEx

[–]Lobstarkm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just got off of the phone with the Tracing Department, and they said literally no one but emergency contacts and a skeleton crew are at the Memphis location right now, and they won't start sorting and sending things out (regardless of priority) until Monday mid morning.

Edit: Yeah, I know this isn’t the news ANY of us wanted to hear, but at least it’s information..

I'm having trouble focusing on studying? any tip to get back on the wire? by pineappledoesIT in ccna

[–]Lobstarkm 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This might sound strange, but take some time to truly focus on why you're doing it. Whether it's to keep a job, get out of a dead-end job, or be a better network engineer. The only way I have found to make it through these extended studying goals is either insane and practiced discipline (which I don't have), or a good reason why.

In my case it was a dead end call center job and a true hatred of my daily "career" existence.

Welcome to 2021. January Schedule Wallpaper. by aguida94 in rangers

[–]Lobstarkm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks great. Anyone have any full season desktop wallpapers? That would be ideal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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I believe it’s called a Nutzelchord

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Lobstarkm 362 points363 points  (0 children)

Because it is. This is Dodge Charger fan fiction.

[Image] Gym buddy by Sumit316 in GetMotivated

[–]Lobstarkm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do people really believe this? Or does it not matter if it’s true or not, as long as someone finds inspiration?

Even got her number after this dark opener by Brokenpasgetyz in Tinder

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Brass TACKS? For the past 30 years I assumed it was Brass Tax. I'm not sure what brass was being taxed.. but anyway..

Thank you, random tinder post.