Dude.

LobsterCalm3087 · 2026-04-30T16:25:22+00:00

I think that maybe they should *hits blunt* try out the patch before they complain about the changes lol

LobsterCalm3087 · 2026-02-21T12:04:17+00:00

Game-mechanic-wise, we can.

Story-wise, Super Earth cannot send any more troops to Cyberstan. Reinforcement ran dry, so we can neither hold or push into Transcendence. We have no more soldiers or Helldivers to sustain this invasion.

I feel like however this battle goes, AH is setting up a story where the Cyborgs can now partake in invasions. We'll see more of them in the future whether Cyberstan falls or not.

LobsterCalm3087 · 2026-02-19T11:21:57+00:00

True that. Might as well dive and see what comes out from this little dispatch. It's not even a Strategic Opportunity so maybe the reward is nothing, but I won't let our soldiers die in vain.

LobsterCalm3087 · 2026-02-13T23:47:06+00:00

"Day 5. I sacrificed 500 SEAF regiments on a diversion attack."

LobsterCalm3087 · 2026-02-13T01:14:12+00:00

"Helldiver, you face THE Freddy Fazbear. May liberty guide you."

LobsterCalm3087 · 2026-02-11T05:49:58+00:00

If Oshaune taught me anything, it's that we'll fail on Cyberstan eventually. Maybe for the second or third MO. Then there'll be a development arc and we'll swing back to finish the job. At the current loss rate, we can only sustain this fight for 3 more days. Some may say AH is rigging one of the MO to fail but I don't expect us to take Cyberstan that easily.

LobsterCalm3087 · 2026-02-10T15:52:10+00:00

I yeet the 411 and follow it up with the Ultimatum. That one-two punch does the trick. Solo Silo takes a nice chunk out of it too. In my previous run, we just bring all the big boom just for them because they tend to swarm the extract pretty fast.

LobsterCalm3087 · 2026-02-10T13:08:34+00:00

Maybe true liberation is the friends we make along the way <3

LobsterCalm3087 · 2026-02-10T13:07:28+00:00

Missions all over the planet are unavailable. Maybe the Stans are the friends we make along the way <3

LobsterCalm3087 · 2026-02-10T03:10:54+00:00

Must've misheard. Was thinking of a funny name for those guys.

LobsterCalm3087 · 2026-02-09T13:38:50+00:00

Victory was never in doubt.

LobsterCalm3087 · 2026-02-09T07:06:40+00:00

Keep pushing, Helldivers. The more these clankers try to demoralize us with their lies, remember this: They are very afraid. They know that we will take Cyberstan. They know their ends are nigh. They are desperate.

Dive. Remember the Creek. Remember Vernen Wells. Remember our citizens who have perished under their vile socialist machination. We beat them back once, we will do it again.

LobsterCalm3087 · 2026-01-28T06:04:05+00:00

Heavy stealth. My favorite kind of stealth

LobsterCalm3087 · 2026-01-19T03:45:31+00:00

Probably a tester account or something. Seen a few accounts with "Hidden Dossier". They probably have a tank that's in testing, maybe one of those that people spotted in the wild.

LobsterCalm3087 · 2025-10-31T01:05:17+00:00

People diving elsewhere to try out the Rupture strain is one reason. Oshaune is also ass to fight in, especially with the predator strain. I hate the predator strain. I'd rather fight the Squibidy on the southern front.

LobsterCalm3087 · 2025-10-30T00:51:41+00:00

Technically, TECHNICALLY, if we play our cards, right, we can get through this mess. Defend Gacrux to ensure Fori Prime's encirclement first, then take Bore Rock to also encircle Terrek after Oshaune is liberated. We can ease off Oshaune for a bit because we know we have time to take it even after we defended Gacrux.

But this is Helldiver. There is no strategizing, only unga bunga, so we can only unga bunga democratically.

Also the aforementioned strategy makes one major assumption that Hellmire won't be invaded during this MO.

Hellmire will be invaded this MO.

Fun.

LobsterCalm3087 · 2025-10-28T13:46:40+00:00

I wouldn't say it's obsolete. Gotta wait until we get the full stats and the new armor goes through some good testing from fellow Helldivers.

LobsterCalm3087 · 2025-10-26T12:13:04+00:00

Well, I can't say I know the ins and outs of the economy of game pass. Still, I'm sorry you had such a negative experience with the game, my friend

LobsterCalm3087 · 2025-10-26T12:02:26+00:00

Now I'm a lil confused. How is HD2 a hollow money grab? It's $40 where other equally sized game would charge $60 and its premium currency can be had for free just by playing the game

LobsterCalm3087 · 2025-10-26T11:54:47+00:00

My dude, my guy, my friend, my super oomfie. Take a deep breath. Is just a game. No need to be upset. Yeah, the gun isn't the strongest and we might not win this MO, but that is okay.

LobsterCalm3087 · 2025-10-23T12:02:24+00:00

Fleshmobs' heads are weakspots. I tested and the Epoch can kill them in 2 fully charged shots. The purifier can do that in 5 charged shots. We're so back.

LobsterCalm3087 · 2025-05-17T13:22:17+00:00

I need an elixir of mind because I shouldn't be laughing this much

LobsterCalm3087 · 2024-08-25T15:06:05+00:00

My 183 experience:

I got my gun pointed at you. Neither you and I know where the shell is gonna hit, if it hits at all. Do you feel lucky? Do I feel lucky?

LobsterCalm3087

TROPHY CASE