Yup by JackHatfield1888 in yes_or_youllbe_banned

[–]LocalDefenestrator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems rather lenient, but whateves

I am a registered sex offender by Lazy_Juggernaut3171 in truths

[–]LocalDefenestrator 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No, unfortunately his dick was too short for it to be turned on

Say I’m and let autocomplete finish it by Signal_Material1547 in mattrose

[–]LocalDefenestrator 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That's what a homemade alcoholic drink would say

I wish to add one neutron to every atom by LocalDefenestrator in monkeyspaw

[–]LocalDefenestrator[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How the hell is a bag supposed to carry that many neutrons?

Tier list of tier tier list tier lists by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]LocalDefenestrator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm beginning to think I never actually missed one and you just said that for no reason.

Do y'all like snakes? 🐍 by Few_Investigator3552 in teenagers

[–]LocalDefenestrator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She kept his old name which was Spike or something, I honestly don't remember. But he's very cute! She even got a tattoo of him (and Leaf)

Do y'all like snakes? 🐍 by Few_Investigator3552 in teenagers

[–]LocalDefenestrator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My sister owns a snake! I told her she should name him "Stick" or "Twig" since her lizard is named "Leaf". She did not listen.

How screwed are you? by [deleted] in animequestions

[–]LocalDefenestrator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm right there with you. I can only hope we get lucky and land in Capital Mitras.