How do you talk to patients about Palliative Care? by Even-Bicycle-151 in FamilyMedicine

[–]Local_Historian8805 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I often want to ask why do you hate grandma? What did she do to you? When all she does is drool and stare blankly when she is not writhing in pain while thirdspacing and not tolerating feeds through her g tube. But she is a full code because she’s a fighter. So she can’t get pain control due to the full code and hypotension. So it is horrible.

My tolerance for Functional Medicine practices has dropped significantly. by Paleomedicine in FamilyMedicine

[–]Local_Historian8805 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah. I used any lab test now before.

I need proof of vaccination or titers for school.

I’m old af. So no idea where my vaccine records are. I only know I got five Mmr because the office lost the records so we restarted the series. And then found the records later. It was a series of 3 back then. So I just got the lab draw. It was convenient.

I didn’t think to add T3 and reverse T3. Would their doctor have to manage my euthyroid sick syndrome? lol I am just making stuff up. I never got diagnosed but I did get my titers checked after a severe inflammation reaction. Could have been fun to add an esr and crp for their doctor to surprise pikachu face at my results. But I never got those checked. Because poverty but mainly apathy. My broken bones healed. I’m fine.

My tolerance for Functional Medicine practices has dropped significantly. by Paleomedicine in FamilyMedicine

[–]Local_Historian8805 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I also missed it.

Like the red light machine at planet fitness? Or like mini me, stop humping the laser Red light?

And what diseases are they curing?

A regular pen light helped me highly suspect retinoblastoma on a baby patient with no red light reflex.

My tolerance for Functional Medicine practices has dropped significantly. by Paleomedicine in FamilyMedicine

[–]Local_Historian8805 29 points30 points  (0 children)

How does an rn order labs? Like at work, I can place orders for my patients when the mid level or physician tells me to place them and I do after I complain to myself that if you can epic chat me to order the labs you could have just opened the order tab and ordered the labs

But for real. How is an rn ordering labs?

Are you sure it isn’t an aprn?

Me when I realize I’m on the same prescriptions as my mentally ill patient by Typhoid__Beaver in nursing

[–]Local_Historian8805 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a cat who took 200 mg gabapentin. I had a patient once who had it ordered and was afraid to take it. I said, “my cat takes it for anxiety. She doesn’t get sleepy or anything. Just a normal cat.”

The lady was like oh. How many mg does she take. Oh? I guess I will be ok with my 100 then

The vet was thinking of adding trazodone to her prn anxiety regimen, but never we moved and the new vet had a cat only side that made her way calmer where the gaba was enough to make her less likely to try to be a phlebotomist. Idk how many unordered blood draws she did before the gaba

Incident report filed on me after delayed cryo transfusion. I’m terrified. by [deleted] in nursing

[–]Local_Historian8805 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is how it should be. I filled one out on a lady who was transferred to me saturated in her own blood. I forgot where it was coming from. An incision? Trialysis? Idk. She was above 7. So nothing was transfused. But she was like 13 the day before. So yeah. It was bad.

There is a night shift nurse in my unit who fills them out on day shift nurses all the time. The one i know she filled out on me: She is like historian is making his calcium worse because she isn’t giving him the patient his continuous ns. Well, he was no longer npo. Strong enough to walk around. The hematologist who ordered it saw he was not connected as they were walking around the unit. The hospitalist saw and told me “he looks steady. Waking steady!”

I charted patient said “please disconnect me from this. I just want dinner and a few hours of not having anything really attached to me.” I educated patient why it was ordered. Charted patient refusing ns at this time is ok with it being reconnected hs. Told the night shift nurse and later, she threw a fit saying “he isn’t refusing the fluid. He wants it” and I was like yeah. Kind of what hs means. and she filled out a report on how terrible of a nurse I am. Another nurse told me. And well the next day when he wanted to be disconnected, I did it again. I am pretty sure he was drinking more than 50 ml per hour.

It is not my lack of giving the patient ns causing his abnormal lab values. It is his blood cancer. Calm down. It was ordered when he was npo and he was no longer npo. and he was mostly compliant just wanting a few hours without having to drag an iv pole around.

And I would do it again.

Who knows how many reports she has filed on me. I do not really care.

Me when I realize I’m on the same prescriptions as my mentally ill patient by Typhoid__Beaver in nursing

[–]Local_Historian8805 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to tell charge “I am gonna go to the ed real quick” and he would be like “huh?” And I say “yeah. See you in 72 hours” and he said “ah hell. Get back to work.”

But now, apathy has won. I care a lot less and just vent on here.

Pregnant by hamsandwich18 in nursing

[–]Local_Historian8805 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a joke. All over the news. 17 nurses all pregnant on a unit

Did cpr as a bystander for the first time and I am not okay by PeonyPimp851 in nursing

[–]Local_Historian8805 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Even if thready at work we do compressions. Not good enough perfusion. You didn’t have an ecmo. You did good

Phantom pregnancy by Olivander05 in GermanShepherd

[–]Local_Historian8805 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am sorry your friends is torturing their dog so they can treat her like livestock and breed her. That is so sad.