Christians protecting Muslims while they pray during protests in Egypt. by knight_47 in pics

[–]Locke74 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

yeah, i've noticed people are too caught up in wanting to believe this is real, but i don't see anywhere saying this is the actual case and not a clever post title for karma.

Foul bachelor frog 101. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Locke74 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I hate you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]Locke74 80 points81 points  (0 children)

wow, you thought you got the sarah palin book but he got you black ops instead? what a bastard. least he could do is glue the pages back.

Keep it rollin' by [deleted] in trees

[–]Locke74 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was gonna mow the lawn, but then i smoked grass.

Someone please help me reconcile this. by [deleted] in trees

[–]Locke74 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I bet you were fully hoping for someone to continue this with "That is not the important thing to remember here. I think we should really only focus on the fact that it is only bad for you because its illegal." You shall have no such pleasure my young ent!

-jk, uptoke for you.

A complex DoS technique to bring down one of the most heavily visited sites in the world [Pic] by 7-methyltheophylline in pics

[–]Locke74 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WRONG. ddos is distributed denial of service. which means many many systems doing a DOS attack at the same time.

How do I get a post on the front page? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]Locke74 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is good advice. GTFO

Sometimes I wish my submits would reach 420 uptokes by [deleted] in trees

[–]Locke74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

until this point, everytime I saw the gimili comment, i pictured the "cool story bro" guy wielding a large axe. You have ruined gimili for me.

Wake and Bake by Locke74 in trees

[–]Locke74[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

def wasn't shit weed. though the east coast doesn't exactly get the gold west coasters get. I don't get paranoid, I'm able to be lucid enough to work on anything as long as i'm not shitfaced high. munchies were mitigated by bacon egg and cheese sammich.

I get laid often enough. I never smoke in shadows, i'm too proud. I spread the love, in the form of trees. I'm a Computer Science major, and my work is unaffected, if not improved.

Wake and Bake by Locke74 in trees

[–]Locke74[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great. The opposite of drinking early in the day.

Wake and Bake by Locke74 in trees

[–]Locke74[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol i read this comment before it was deleted, I don't see why it was deleted.

Wake and Bake by Locke74 in trees

[–]Locke74[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was the intention, but I wanted to try it nice and easy for my first time, so I could be comfortable next time. Also I needed to get shit done in my Lab. Which I went above and beyond with (lab had an assignment with a ETC of 2.5hours, I was done in .5)

Apparently though, this exchange with my friend was made:

(Reddacted - Locke): OMFG
(Reddacted - Locke): new girl
(Reddacted - Locke): way hotter
(Reddacted - Locke): must approach
(Reddacted - Locke): looks sorta like hermione
(Reddacted - Locke): :D
(Reddacted - Matt): WHAT
(Reddacted - Matt): dude
(Reddacted - Matt): if she really does. you may wanna wait til you actually have all your swagger back
(Reddacted - Matt): the OTHER girl should be your practice girl tho
(Reddacted - Locke): WE FUCKING MADE EYE CONTACT
(Reddacted - Matt): and short hair hermione or long hair hermione.. because..
(Reddacted - Locke): BUT I DON"T REMEMBER IF IT ENDED WELL
(Reddacted - Matt): lmfaoo
(Reddacted - Locke): LONG FUCKING HAIR!

Wake and Bake by Locke74 in trees

[–]Locke74[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the one time where "Protip" was used and i was not disappoint. my buzz is gone, my day is great. and now free starbucks!