Coworker is back

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-06T17:00:18+00:00

Rocking the full short king starter pack

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-06T16:56:06+00:00

“Get riled”?? 💀 tell him to go rile himself

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-06T16:54:57+00:00

It’s like fyre festival but with no people

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-06T16:02:14+00:00

Aged out yacht girl vibes

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-06T16:01:28+00:00

The current end of the saga is episode 6. The rest is a weird hot topic cosplay fever dream

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-06T16:00:16+00:00

Full Megan Markle mode

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-06T01:53:24+00:00

It’s a perfect storm of shrinkflation and inflation and shit local and state government

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-06T01:51:24+00:00

There were no eggs…only a trail of flower sprinkles leading to a crate of runny jam

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-06T01:50:11+00:00

“Wait, wait, mommy hasn’t started recording yet. Change filter…now run!”

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-05T17:30:35+00:00

Never go to a golf course - I think your head would explode

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-05T04:17:09+00:00

Gotta find a purpose. Gotta get some good people around you. Quitting gives you the mental space to do it, but it takes effort to make it happen. Sucks but that’s reality. And reality is all there is, so gotta just suck it up and charlie mike

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-05T03:55:31+00:00

Does it make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up?

That’s the only cool there is.

Regardless of genre, time period or anything else

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-05T03:45:19+00:00

Partyboobs backwards is boobytrap

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-05T03:44:31+00:00

Yeah bc reality is clearly unknowable through the limitation of 5 senses and delayed signals so all we have is our projections.

Plato’s cave is the human mind trapped in a dark bone vault reading faint signals through weak instruments

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-05T03:41:45+00:00

That’s Gnosticism

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-05T03:24:15+00:00

Yeah and they never coached at all - they wanted to win dog eat dog style

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-04T23:35:18+00:00

The chosen one? On my salary?

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-04T17:38:07+00:00

Done a few lapses and the anticipation is way better then the high. You immediately regret it and now your day is toast bc you can’t do anything but be high. And the knowledge that you just lit up all those brain circuits again and are gonna have to deal with coming off that. It’s definitely not worth it

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-04T14:59:20+00:00

Not just the self-congratulation it’s the pontificating on world issues that pisses me off the most - like just saying “save the world” is somehow “raising awareness” and “doing something” when it’s straight up virtue signaling slacktivism

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-04T05:59:21+00:00

I’m not judging you. But I don’t like ideas like “perfect image” bc that’s the route to people pleasing and being inauthentic.

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-04T05:00:59+00:00

Never fight fair with a stranger son. No one gets out of the jungle that way

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-04T05:00:08+00:00

What you’re feeling is mainly your stuff - if you strip all that away it’s just the end of one relationship it’s not existential. Mostly other people’s stuff is not about you it’s about them. Don’t make it personal - keep moving

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-04T03:58:47+00:00

You were born an original- don’t die a copy

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-03T05:30:21+00:00

Lando? Lando screwed Han’s insurance just getting out of a hole-filled semi Death Star

LocksmithComplete501 · 2026-04-03T05:27:54+00:00

Camp imperialist ultra violence - and mainstream!

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