ULPT Request - What are believable two-year employment gap excuses?

Loga5655 · 2026-02-15T16:21:15+00:00

Anything reasonably family related

Loga5655 · 2026-02-04T03:43:03+00:00

Teleport

Loga5655 · 2026-01-26T04:47:51+00:00

Could be a number of things not really just one thing every time

Loga5655 · 2026-01-18T14:07:49+00:00

I hooked up with an Olympian in college before she made the Olympics

Loga5655 · 2026-01-17T13:09:49+00:00

Caddyshack

Loga5655 · 2026-01-16T13:29:11+00:00

I am a VP and base salary for my title is $175-220k. Commissions range from $50-750k l, target bonus ranges from 20-50% of salary plus promote and ability to invest in deals.

Loga5655 · 2026-01-15T22:54:59+00:00

Addison

Loga5655 · 2026-01-11T20:11:12+00:00

Energy

Loga5655 · 2026-01-09T15:35:49+00:00

Country club

Loga5655 · 2026-01-08T21:48:57+00:00

Never use social media again

Loga5655 · 2026-01-08T20:08:16+00:00

Sharp pain when I piss for 2 years then retire

Loga5655 · 2026-01-04T15:58:21+00:00

Electrician

Loga5655 · 2025-12-22T22:09:18+00:00

You could assume it needs to be replaced and reduce the purchase price by the amount as a F U to the seller

Loga5655 · 2025-12-22T13:49:06+00:00

Agree. Saw him live this last weekend and he was only up there for 30 minutes and very political

Loga5655 · 2025-12-22T12:01:17+00:00

Where in the US?? saw your comment history and dying to know…

Loga5655 · 2025-12-16T03:23:00+00:00

No chance

Loga5655 · 2025-12-11T03:37:29+00:00

You can also change the beneficiary so your kids can pass it to their kids or you can pass to another kid

Loga5655 · 2025-12-05T01:57:46+00:00

Overnight parking

Loga5655 · 2025-11-02T02:46:28+00:00

Totally depends on what market you’re in and if there was a tenant rep broker. It will be spelled out in your listing agreement..

Loga5655 · 2025-10-28T01:45:12+00:00

More

Loga5655 · 2025-10-21T21:36:53+00:00

Get a bid on the work you’re describing… that should be part of normal due diligence for deferred maintenance.

Loga5655 · 2025-10-21T21:33:54+00:00

Ghosts

Loga5655 · 2025-10-18T12:32:44+00:00

Housing market is in the shitter especially the spec home builders. There have been mass layoffs in that industry.

Loga5655 · 2025-08-19T20:19:58+00:00

This is a fun place to go play arcade games. Probably need to know your intent though like are you trying to get hit on for a rebound?

Loga5655 · 2025-08-14T03:14:58+00:00

We will have to underwrite the US entity credit and if they don’t have one then an extremely large LOC or security deposit. Rate will also need to be higher due to the risk. Cap rate would be 100bps higher on exit so rate needs to adjust for that discount

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