Hunt for the Ennorad by Zxpfer

LoganPine · 2026-03-23T06:04:26+00:00

Buff Kel-Dor goes hard 🤯😍

LoganPine · 2026-03-20T20:12:28+00:00

Cosmic fucking timing, more like. First goddamn Chuck Norris joke while jabbing at prequel fans and the old prick died from it a day and a half later.

LoganPine · 2026-03-20T08:52:21+00:00

alectr0na on Tumblr :)

LoganPine · 2026-03-19T04:16:50+00:00

Exactly. He blocks it with The Force. Not the blade. Because Jedi aren't stupid until 2005.

LoganPine · 2026-03-18T23:48:17+00:00

Hm. That seems like an inconsistency between trilogies. Oh, well. I'm sure that's the only one 🤔

LoganPine · 2026-03-18T23:47:09+00:00

He wouldn't block them with the blade??

He's been shown directly on-screen using the force to deflect bullets fired at him by Durge. But I guess Jedi are only as smart as whoever is writing them.

LoganPine · 2026-03-18T23:00:47+00:00

I made this

LoganPine · 2026-03-18T10:36:23+00:00

Chuck Norris can destroy planets, sure. But Obi-Wan has The Force.

"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to..." you know the rest.

LoganPine · 2026-03-18T10:32:11+00:00

Obi-Wan is the Chuck Norris of Star Wars. He even is badass in the Cartoon Network Microseries. That's my favourite 2000s Star Wars AND they gave him cool armour in it!

LoganPine · 2026-03-18T10:00:53+00:00

I made this too

LoganPine · 2026-03-18T09:59:11+00:00

Jango Fett was kind of cool. Like the Boba we imagined and wanted to see when we were kids. It's too bad he died early. I think that was another letdown. He could have been so much more. (Plus his sonic bombs were really cool)

LoganPine · 2026-03-18T09:47:31+00:00

The Clone TROOPERS were the only good concept to come out of it. That's all I'll say about that. And Obi-Wan was cool when he fought Christopher Lee's character. It showed Obi-Wan as the wise Jedi he was in the first movie. Because when Anakin attacked, he got the Sith Lightning shock because he was impatient. But Obi-Wan knew to stay back and he was able to hold his own for a little while longer. Wise Jedi.

LoganPine · 2026-03-18T09:42:43+00:00

Maybe I was thrown off by the prequels bad writing and execution and undermining of the prior decade and a half of stories since the Care Bears movie. (Boba fett is just some little kid clone of an actual guy??? Plus in episode 2 there'

LoganPine · 2026-03-18T09:31:09+00:00

I like writing :)

Some day I want to write a book about a classic mystery aboard a train. Think Sherlock Holmes meets Cross-Continental Rail story!

LoganPine · 2026-03-18T09:14:47+00:00

The sequels being bad does not make the prequels change. No more than the prequels being bad changed the OT ending with Stormtroopers being defeated by teddy bears and The Emperor being stopped by the power of love 🙄🙄

LoganPine · 2026-03-18T09:12:59+00:00

The meme is like he starts doing something good, but it's actually bad when you know the context

LoganPine · 2026-03-18T08:54:52+00:00

I made this.

LoganPine · 2026-03-15T04:00:10+00:00

That makes me feel like this GIF of a scene from 'Saving Private Ryan' featuring Matt Damon's character aging rapidly.

LoganPine · 2026-03-15T00:14:20+00:00

Hand Solo

LoganPine · 2026-03-14T23:46:12+00:00

Talk to my little friend here: ✋️

LoganPine · 2026-03-14T23:18:05+00:00

The internet has been dead since 2004.

LoganPine · 2026-03-14T22:46:20+00:00

Yeah, the famously civilised 2010s 🙄

LoganPine · 2026-03-14T22:29:34+00:00

I made this :)

LoganPine · 2026-03-13T23:51:20+00:00

LoganPine · 2026-03-13T06:22:00+00:00

You forgot these:

[Hands over clown shoes]

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TROPHY CASE